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« Reply #2355 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 11:32:43 »

Is it that aids again!?
Thats reminds me of this ----- At my last company, a worldwide pharma company, they were shit hot on health and safety bollocks. When bird flu set in there was a companywide notificaction of what to do if you encountered a dead bird etc etc - you know the kind of bollocks spouted.

Somebody replied to the health and safety guys message..saying "for fucks sake - I've only just got over aids" - but in error he copied in the whole company.

How we laughed as he cleared his desk.
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« Reply #2356 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 12:51:47 »

It's terminal?! Shit, I knew I should've come to the TEF for a diagnosis sooner.

There were no appointments available.
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #2357 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 13:41:49 »

Speaking of health and safety...

The postman was about two hours late delivering to work today, when someone asked why, he said they're not allowed to use bikes anymore because of... health and safety.

Don't know if this is a new thing. Seems odd.
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« Reply #2358 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 13:44:47 »

Its a new thing, it was on the news a while back - replacing bikes with really odd motorized scooter things - which from all accounts the postmen hate because they are alot slower than bikes.
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« Reply #2359 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 13:53:05 »

That's a shame, I like seeing postmen on the old red bikes.
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« Reply #2360 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 14:13:26 »

They replaced the bikes with big trolleys up here so the postmen could carry more stuff, then it snowed forever and nobody got any post for two weeks.
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RockinRobin

« Reply #2361 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 15:53:14 »

Valentines Day, a pointless shit day.
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« Reply #2362 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 15:54:58 »

Valentines Day, a pointless shit day.

not getting any tonight then ?  Cheesy
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« Reply #2363 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 16:43:21 »

Getting a hospital appointment through with only two days notice given. fuck off!
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #2364 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 18:27:15 »

Getting a hospital appointment through with only two days notice given. fuck off!
Couldn't Samdy have the appointment
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« Reply #2365 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 20:31:21 »

Spending ages Cooking a nice meal then my other half being on the phone throughout the whole mealtime!! Grrrrrrrr
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« Reply #2366 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 20:32:56 »



Spending ages Cooking a nice meal then my other half being on the phone throughout the whole mealtime!! Grrrrrrrr

Might have been ordering a takeaway Eek... Smiley
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« Reply #2367 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 20:56:14 »


Might have been ordering a takeaway Eek... Smiley
Or talking to his bit on the side?
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #2368 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 21:03:19 »

Spending ages Cooking a nice meal then my other half being on the phone throughout the whole mealtime!! Grrrrrrrr

he still ate it though, right? Quit your moaning, woman! Tongue
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« Reply #2369 on: Monday, February 14, 2011, 21:06:11 »

Or talking to his bit on the side?

That aint nice No
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