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« Reply #2250 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 22:16:53 » |
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The bloke on the McDonalds Coffee advert who taps the bottom of his paper cup to get the last drop out.
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« Reply #2251 on: Sunday, January 30, 2011, 23:54:39 » |
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Gilette. (Everything about them.) Especially their shitty ads and the fact they're advertising the release date of yet another over priced skin peeler. Not just advertising it, but building it up. Giving it a release date and making it out to be something half the world is now waiting for with baited breath. Something everyone knows is the same as the last one but with more expensive blades.
The company that brings the double edged safety razor back to market as something classy, aesthetically pleasing and designed for real men, along with makes it known the blades are less than 10p, will wake up richer than Bob Geldoff. There's a trick being missed I tells ya.
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« Reply #2252 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 07:58:34 » |
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Cup draws, and people saying if only we beat team x we would've been playing team y.
Very unlikely, as it would've been a different numbered ball!!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #2253 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 08:40:40 » |
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I don't know if anyone else here lives in the woodhall park / moredon area, but there is a woman who, to put it politely, is not all there. And she walks her dog relatively early most mornings. And she (at least trys to) speak to everyone she comes across. The problem being she doesn't speak, she shouts. Loud enough for me to hear her squawking away through my window, waking me up at a time i was not intending to get up at.
Tired and annoyed
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« Reply #2254 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 12:35:49 » |
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I don't know if anyone else here lives in the woodhall park / moredon area, but there is a woman who, to put it politely, is not all there. And she walks her dog relatively early most mornings. And she (at least trys to) speak to everyone she comes across. The problem being she doesn't speak, she shouts. Loud enough for me to hear her squawking away through my window, waking me up at a time i was not intending to get up at.
Tired and annoyed
I know who you mean, I think. I walked her home once from near my house (please keep any 'jokes' in your head), she said some lads down the way were calling her names. She is mentally retarded. Anyway, its your fault for being a lazy student type! |
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« Reply #2255 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 15:16:16 » |
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The bloke on the McDonalds Coffee advert who taps the bottom of his paper cup to get the last drop out.
The fact that advert implies they make good coffee. |
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« Reply #2256 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 16:29:44 » |
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The fact that advert implies they make good coffee.
 And the fact it goes up by 10p seemingly every year and it's now £1.59. There was a time about 6 years ago when their coffee was quite good, now it's just dire. The one at Greenbridge serves the worst coffee ever, I don't know why because they all use the same machines, but it's almost as bad as coffee at the CG. It should be called very expensive brown water and milk mixture. |
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« Reply #2257 on: Monday, January 31, 2011, 16:33:48 » |
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The bloke on the McDonalds Coffee advert who taps the bottom of his paper cup to get the last drop out.
And why is it called "make up" coffee ?? Surely you'd want to serve that to her somewhere where the coffee isn't protected by a plastic lid so you can easily slip her Rohypnol?  |
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« Reply #2258 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 15:09:43 » |
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ACL reconstruction... this year will virtually be a write off.
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« Reply #2259 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 15:28:36 » |
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That UPS advert with the fucking song about logistics, just awful.
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« Reply #2260 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 17:34:38 » |
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Keith Hill thinks long throws should be outlawed because they don't do it in Spain.
Read it in the football league paper.
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« Reply #2261 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 19:26:42 » |
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ACL reconstruction... this year will virtually be a write off.
at least you've still got your looks babe x |
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This is the water.
And this is the well.
Drink full and descend.
The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #2262 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 19:33:46 » |
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Hahaha, thanks... no Worldnet for me either!
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« Reply #2263 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 22:07:02 » |
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BBC's new "epic sci-fi Outcasts". Epic in an epic waste of time way. Craptastic. Who in the BBC thought a sci-fi moving at a snails pace with terrible acting and couldn't care less plot was a good idea?
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« Reply #2264 on: Monday, February 7, 2011, 22:16:36 » |
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BBC's new "epic sci-fi Outcasts". Epic in an epic waste of time way. Craptastic. Who in the BBC thought a sci-fi moving at a snails pace with terrible acting and couldn't care less plot was a good idea?
It's the sort of sci-fi that the bbc has struggled with but keeps trying at. They had that Survivors thing which was hilariously bad, and some underwater thing which was supposed to be bad which I didn't watch. They should just stick to time travel. cops or doctors. |
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