Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Spy]

So why do you think we have got off to what is let's face it, a pretty shitty start?

I reckon this should be a whole new thread. I can't be bothered to start it tho.

[Arriba]

That's fair enough, I personally don't think it's as black and white as that though.

So why do you think we have got off to what is let's face it, a pretty shitty start?
Are the players not good enough? is the manager is not good enough? I don't believe that to be the case. What do you put it down to?

replacements not as good as the departures.

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

Well, we shall see. If your theory is right we're basically fucked (certainly in terms of promotion) unless we get some pretty shit hot 'emergency' loans in.  At least my theory allows me to hope that the players we have can turn it around 

[OOH! SHAUN TAYLOR]

I reckon this should be a whole new thread. I can't be bothered to start it tho.

Yes, I think you are probably right but I think we've finished now, so back to the subject...

OOOOOOH! SELF SERVICE CHECK OUTS REALLY ANNOY ME!!!!!

Actually they don't but it's all I could think of.

[Samdy Gray]

The cheapest ticket for Kings of Leon at the O2 is £47.50.

Bunch of fucking money grabbing cunts.

[Mexicano Rojo]

wanky key cutters, need some keys cut, as the bloke is doing it he says to me "not sure if these will work mate, you might need to bring them back"
WELL MAYBE IF YOU DID YOUR FUCKING JOB RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE THAT WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM YOU FAT SCROTUM

they didnt fucking work.cunt.

[STFCBird]

When emails like this come around at work from!!

Hi All,
Very disappointingly the toilet habits of the ladies in Unit 1 (and a few instances in the Ladies in the Cafe, unit 2) have convinced us that we have one amongst us one who is not potty trained!
We have tried the sensitive and more obvious training approaches but are now driven to consider installing CCTV cameras outside the loos!
This action by a spoilt child, obviously used to having a Mum to clear up after them, is so unfair to those adults who act responsibly and realise these loos are used by guests and visitors as well as colleagues.
Please continue to report these instances to Mel GT should you find the loo in a bad state.
Lynne

I think people have been space docking at work.

seriously though we all got called to a training session on how to go to the loo and it still happens?  who are these people?

[Summerof69]

seriously though we all got called to a training session on how to go to the loo and it still happens?  who are these people?

Jobsworths, with nothing better to do.

[herthab]

I had something that pissed me off initially, but ended up a result!

My work laptop needs to be re-configured as we've moved email accounts from Lotus to Outlook. It was supposed to be done remotely, but they fucked it up in my case and I've not been receiving emails all week. Spoke to some fuckwit in IT and he told me I needed to be connected to a network line in order for them to complete the migration. When I asked him where in the South West was the nearest network line, the dozy cunt didn't know and said I'd have to find out.
 By this point I was getting a bit narked (I have got stuff I kinda need my laptop for) so he said 'no problem. now you have an Outlook account, even though you can't access it on your laptop, you should be able to get into it from any pc, unlike Lotus.'

The result of this piece of news is I'm now lying on my bed at home, firing off work emails without the necessity of having to actually go to an office.

I know it won't last, but I'm enjoying it at the moment!

[leefer]

Some jumped up prick in Acton today walked up to me and told me i could expect a ticket on account i turned right at some lights in the lorry.....fair enough i thought,fair cop though i didnt realise untill the last moment it was a no right turn junction.
Then i clocked his uniform and the fucker was a bus driver....outcome was that after a facefull of my anger spit he was like fucking Blakey by the time i had finished with the twat.

[Sussex]

Jobsworths, with nothing better to do.

But 'ladies' are still shitting and pissing on the floor and toilet seat and not clearing it up,what is wrong with them?  these girls are all you, wanna be models making their way into the fashion industry - yet they smear their arse cheeks up the wall???

Edit: Birdy ooops should have logged out sussex first!!

[Sussex]

Cunt.

[tans]

And I thought blokes were bad.

[Batch]

seriously though we all got called to a training session on how to go to the loo and it still happens?  who are these people?

I laughed at this. Sorry!

[pauld]

these girls are all you, wanna be models making their way into the fashion industry

I doubt any of them are summerof69, he may make the occasional toilet mess but I don't think anyone's ever described him as a wanna be model