tans
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« Reply #810 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 17:33:50 » |
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The course I have been on for the last 3 days, including the fat bitch who came as an assessor and ate all the cake.
Hopefully next weeks course will be better, thrashing fire engines around oxford on blue lights
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bassett boy
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we will overcome
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« Reply #811 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 17:34:17 » |
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premier league footie shirt wearers working around town
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One F In Fitton
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« Reply #812 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 18:27:53 » |
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You think you've finished, but there's always another fucking drop.
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« Reply #813 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 19:36:03 » |
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Most football commentators and people who say "obviously"when its not obvious.Wazzocks who say things like"tiny little"and"absolutely".But most of all Turdfondlers who say"ya know"in or after every sentence.
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jayohaitchenn
Wielder of the BANHAMMER
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« Reply #814 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 19:39:23 » |
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Most football commentators and people who say "obviously"when its not obvious.Wazzocks who say things like"tiny little"and"absolutely".But most of all Turdfondlers who say"ya know"in or after every sentence.
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Talk Talk
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« Reply #815 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 19:49:14 » |
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People waiting at a petrol station causing a tail back so they can have the noozle on the "right side" for their car drives me nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Agreed. Do a large percentage of the driving population not realise that all pump hoses are designed to reach the filler if it is on the other side of the car? |
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leefer
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« Reply #816 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 19:52:20 » |
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Japanese Kamikase pilots who wore goggles and a helmet....what was the point?
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« Reply #817 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 19:57:47 » |
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Japanese Kamikase pilots who wore goggles and a helmet....what was the point?
<smartarse answer>The 'helmet' was not a helmet but a hat containing earphones for the radio, the goggles were to keep crap out the eyes when the canopy was open<\smartarse answer> |
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Bogus Dave
Ate my own dick
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« Reply #818 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 20:01:29 » |
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Birds
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Things get better but they never get good
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #819 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 20:17:30 » |
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that when you get out the shower, you start sweating straight away.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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BANGKOK RED
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« Reply #820 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 20:20:05 » |
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that when you get out the shower, you start sweating straight away.
You have no idea! |
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #821 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 20:26:35 » |
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People waiting at a petrol station causing a tail back so they can have the noozle on the "right side" for their car drives me nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pulling up behind a car at a petrol station and thinking "why couldn't they move to the one in front then I could have filled up too", then proceeding to get impatient, drive out of the petrol station and into the other side, reverse into aforementioned space, get out of car to see "Out of Order"  |
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« Reply #822 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 21:11:45 » |
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Birds
birds are awesome. have you never seen a baby owl dance? |
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« Reply #823 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 21:19:35 » |
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Pulling up behind a car at a petrol station and thinking "why couldn't they move to the one in front then I could have filled up too", then proceeding to get impatient, drive out of the petrol station and into the other side, reverse into aforementioned space, get out of car to see "Out of Order" people that pay with a credit/debit card in the petrol station shop, when they could have used it at the pay @ pump, (available at most good stations) :cunt: :cunt: :cunt: |
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« Reply #824 on: Thursday, July 15, 2010, 21:20:05 » |
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doesn't work if you have a tesco petrol voucher though...
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