Sippo
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« Reply #720 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 07:13:26 » |
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Women drivers who can't get in the right lane, and don't understand road markings...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #721 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 07:57:07 » |
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Foreign drivers.
Ok, I live abroad but jesus wept to get a licence on mainland Europe I think you have to have the ability to count to 10. Belgian drivers have no concept of how a roundabout works, we have a big one over here with 3 lanes which I use everyday to get to work. The Belgians will only use the outside lane whichever exit they take. It does my absolute box in.
And while I am on it, Luxembourgish is the most disgusting language ever, think German but a million times worse. I sit next to one of these freaks and he speaks to his missus every day. When he says goodbye he does a little kiss sound which makes me want to punch his stupid face in. He has 6 fingers on each hand as well and is the most stupid person you could ever possibly imagine to meet.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #722 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 07:58:23 » |
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I think you are going slightly beyond the 'mildly annoy' remit there Bob!
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« Reply #723 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 08:05:49 » |
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I think you are going slightly beyond the 'mildly annoy' remit there Bob!
Sorry, at first these things were mildly annoying but have been elevated. People over here just seem to live in a different world where it seems acceptable to do things like - getting into a crowded lift before waiting for the people in the lift who have arrived at their floor to get out. I love living over here and the lifestlye but some of the people seem to come from a different planet! |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #724 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 08:47:25 » |
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people who do doughnuts in their car at 2am. why?
there was even a traffic cone in the car park with tyre marks all around it this morning. at least they're organised.
Krispy Creme should be forced to close at 10pm, latest. |
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Paolo Di Canio, it's Paolo Di Canio
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« Reply #725 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 10:35:28 » |
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« Reply #726 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 10:46:43 » |
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Asking, "can i ask you a question?"
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #727 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 11:19:09 » |
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The sayings
'Just the man...', 'While your here...', 'I know your busy but...'
As if I have nothing else to do...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #728 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 11:22:56 » |
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Which reminds me of when someone asks you to do a quick job, or help them do something which will "only take you a few minutes", when it's so far beyond their own knowledge and ability they couldn't have a fucking clue whether it will take 10 seconds or 10 days.
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« Reply #729 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 11:30:59 » |
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The sayings
'Just the man...', 'While your here...', 'I know your busy but...'
As if I have nothing else to do...
I think you should be allowed to get away with the general response " fuck off you twat faced cunt" without disciplinary action when people say these things to you whilst at work! |
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« Reply #730 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 12:03:59 » |
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People saying "no offence, but.." - I'll decide if you offend me or not, idiot.
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Sippo
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« Reply #731 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 12:06:13 » |
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I think you should be allowed to get away with the general response " fuck off you twat faced cunt" without disciplinary action when people say these things to you whilst at work!
Imagine if I said that in front of a class of 11 year olds... |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #732 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 12:09:43 » |
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Asking, "can i ask you a question?"
The answer is "you just did" and then carry on walking. |
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« Reply #733 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 12:15:22 » |
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People saying "no offence, but.." - I'll decide if you offend me or not, idiot.
It should be said tongue in cheek at every opportunity. "No offence but... your breath is disgusting." I fucking hate your children." your misses smells like week old cod." no one here likes you." |
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« Reply #734 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 12:32:11 » |
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It should be said tongue in cheek at every opportunity. "No offence but...
your breath is disgusting."
I fucking hate your children."
your misses smells like week old cod."
no one here likes you."
I like your work - can I use this please? |
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