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« Reply #705 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 21:37:51 » |
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Men can't clean the toilet properly. If you piss on the carpet or under the toilet seat, don't leave it to fester it is proper ming
How do you piss under the toilet seat? Do you have to put the seat down and then lie on the bog floor to achieve that aim? |
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« Reply #706 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 21:43:55 » |
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I think she's talking about the rim of the bowl.
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« Reply #707 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:30:32 » |
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when you make a sandwich with tomato in it, and tomato makes the bread go soggy
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« Reply #708 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:31:50 » |
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when you make a sandwich with tomato in it, and tomato makes the bread go soggy
Don't put the devils fruit in your sandwich and you will be OK - you will no longer have an issue |
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« Reply #709 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:44:19 » |
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Don't put the devils fruit in your sandwich and you will be OK - you will no longer have an issue
A better idea...leave out the bread and just eat the tomato ketchup. Or better still just gorge yourself on nice round fresh red tomatoes. |
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« Reply #710 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:51:12 » |
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A better idea...leave out the bread and just eat the tomato ketchup. Or better still just gorge yourself on nice round fresh red tomatoes.
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« Reply #711 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:53:09 » |
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Vicious cunt
A tin of chopped tomatoes eaten out of the can with a spoon... |
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« Reply #712 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:55:09 » |
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« Reply #713 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 22:57:29 » |
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A tin of chopped tomatoes eaten out of the can with a spoon...
You're better off sticking to alien conspiracies and denim than talknig about the devils fruit. |
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« Reply #714 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 23:19:49 » |
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You're better off sticking to alien conspiracies and denim than talknig about the devils fruit.
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« Reply #715 on: Tuesday, July 6, 2010, 23:21:44 » |
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dr who
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« Reply #716 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 06:18:03 » |
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people who do doughnuts in their car at 2am. why?
there was even a traffic cone in the car park with tyre marks all around it this morning. at least they're organised.
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« Reply #717 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 06:18:31 » |
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when you make a sandwich with tomato in it, and tomato makes the bread go soggy
I take out the pips and then pat the remaining tomato with kitchen towel, problem solved  |
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« Reply #718 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 07:07:38 » |
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Tomato is one of those things i think i'll never be able to eat. It's just fucking vile. Like Cucumber.
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C U Next Tuesday!
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« Reply #719 on: Wednesday, July 7, 2010, 07:09:44 » |
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I think she's talking about the rim of the bowl.
Yes I was! :-) |
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