Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Samdy Gray]

"Twitter is over capacity". Buy some more servers then you useless cunts.

[Nemo]

Or prune some of the excessively self-absorbed ones.

[Doore]

Twitter, and users of twitter.  I thought the creditability of "followers" died with Monty Python.  Do I really give a fuck if Steven Fry is having a sandwich, or if Darren Bent is having a strop?

To be clear - no, I don't.

[Samdy Gray]

Do I really give a fuck if Steven Fry is having a sandwich, or if Darren Bent is having a strop?

To be clear - no, I don't.

Neither do I. But it's pretty useful for keeping up to date with news, like following the STFC's official page for example.

[Rich Pullen]

Neither do I. But it's pretty useful for keeping up to date with news, like following the STFC's official page for example.

I prefer Twitter to Facebook by a long, long stretch. However, it is ultimately quite pointless

[donkey]

I prefer Twitter to Facebook by a long, long stretch. However, it is ultimately quite pointless

Given the sun will eventually expand and destroy the four inner planets of our solar system, everything we do is ultimately pointless.

[Simon Pieman]

Marketing.

Examples:

1. Head and Shoulders. Up to 100% flake free - Up to. Up to - that could mean 100% flakey scalp. Thanks.

2. Detol Automatic Soap Dispenser. Never touch a germy soap dispenser again - What that germy dispenser you touch BEFORE you wash your hands with the soap that kills 99.9% of all germs. Its pointless.

I said exactly the same thing to someone the other day - if the soap kills the germs what does it matter?

[Rich Pullen]

Given the sun will eventually expand and destroy the four inner planets of our solar system, everything we do is ultimately pointless.

Don't get me started on that ruddy sun.

[yeo]

Tandems

Buy 2 bikes you attention seeking cunts.

[Miles Mayhem]

women with facial hair, fat people on rascals and people on trains with loud annoying ring tones

[nevillew]

'baby on board' stickers.  I am not interested in your fecundity, thanks.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

Tandems

Buy 2 bikes you attention seeking cunts.

  haha! My bosses mum bought him and his girlfriend a random for Xmas once! Most random present ever!!!

[BANGKOK RED]

Fucking septics nattering on about the world cup as though they have any fucking clue what they are talking about.

I hope Ghana beat them so that they crawl back into there holes and shut the fuck up. Irritating, ignorant cunts.

[Ardiles]

People who really need to ####ing get out more.  As well as being dangerously obsessed by this year's gadget, you also have to assume that Alex Lee must be a compulsive masterbator with no friends.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23848579-huge-queues-as-apple-iphone-4-goes-on-sale.do

Huge queues wait for Apple iPhone 4 to go on sale
Genevieve Roberts
24.06.10

More than 600 people brought Regent Street to a standstill this morning as they queued for up to 30 hours to get their hands on the new iPhone.  A huge crowd massed for the opening of the Apple store at 7am and the launch of the fourth generation phone.

Self-confessed “Apple geeks” were also out in force at three O2 stores in Oxford Street to upgrade their contracts. Today was the first time an Apple product has gone on sale in the US and the UK simultaneously in another marketing coup for Steve Jobs and his corporation.

Alex Lee, 27, a business consultant living in Dubai, had flown in to London for the launch.

Taking first place in the queue, he had clocked up 32 hours, and has previously been to 10 Apple launch events. “It is fantastic, the sheer camaraderie of being here is just brilliant,” he said.

He had spent his time tweeting about the event. “I have been updating people who would like to be here but can't on what is going on in the line,” he said. He said that the atmosphere was so good it would have been worth joining the crowd even if there was no product at the end of it.

But Mr Lee was not entirely happy after Apple staff allowed customers who had pre-ordered the phone online into the store ahead of him.

Instead, the first person to buy the new iPhone 4 was 23-year-old graduate Ben Paton, from Stoke-on-Trent, who had queued for 16 hours. Mr Lee said he would be emailing the Apple boss to complain.

His sister Priscilla Lee, 15, had also queued for more than 30 hours. “It is worth it,” she said. “Not just for the phone, I have been getting to know lots of people here too.”

Leaving the store with his new phone, Mr Paton, who has just finished a computing degree, said: “It is so easy my 80-year-old aunt could use it.”

Emma Levett, 24, was one of the few women in the mainly male crowd. The personal assistant from Kent joined the queue at 6am. With at least 400 people in front of her, she was worried that supplies may not last. “I would be gutted if they ran out,” she said, adding that she was still hoping to get to work on time. “My boss is queuing too,” she said, “so this is a good reason to be late.”

[Jamiesfuturewife]

He flew all the way from Dubai? Sheesh!