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« Reply #541 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 17:48:49 » |
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My car insurance company, whose fuck up meant I spent a very nervous 20 minutes in the back of a police car in Bristol this afternoon.
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« Reply #542 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 17:55:53 » |
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« Reply #543 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 18:12:05 » |
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Nothing exciting: I was showing as uninsured on the database. Stuck in a queue of traffic and all of a sudden a copper steps between my car and the bus in front ushering me over to the side of the road and it went from there. The coppers and I weren't especially amused when the insurer asked if they could take a contact number to call them back because they were too busy to deal with it.
Another story for why I was showing as uninsured (I am insured!) and I won't go into great detail. Basically my insurer played silly buggers and cancelled/reinstated my policy in April. Obviously when they reinstated it they didn't put it back on the database. However, as it got wrongly cancelled in April, I wasn't confident the same thing hadn't happened again. I'd ha ve been seriously fucked if that had happened!
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« Reply #544 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 18:12:42 » |
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When bees/wasps/flies continually fly into the glass until they die, as opposed to searching around A TINY BIT and flying out of the open bit.
I know their brains must be small, but fuuuuck me......
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« Reply #545 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:37:04 » |
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When bees/wasps/flies continually fly into the glass until they die, as opposed to searching around A TINY BIT and flying out of the open bit.
I know their brains must be small, but fuuuuck me......
I nodded like an idiot reading that - always give them three minutes to fond the opening, or else its magazine time. |
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« Reply #546 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 11:56:18 » |
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When the powers that be in Thailand decide that we can no longer watch the world cup on cable, only on terrestrial TV through an aerial (don't ask why).
So you pop out and buy an aerial only to find that 'cos of the wi-fi in the building, the aerial can only pick up the cunting fucking cable signal that you can't watch the world cup on.
Fan-fucking-tastic. Made my fucking day that did, I was so hoping that that would happen. Brilliant.
I am a tad more than mildly annoyed.
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« Reply #547 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 17:11:29 » |
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Pricks that play music (if you can call it that) through their phones while on the bus!
People that wear trainers with bright coloured laces!
Chris Moyles!
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« Reply #548 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 18:10:35 » |
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arriving at a supermarket without a pound for a trolley.
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« Reply #549 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 19:09:44 » |
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« Reply #550 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 19:53:19 » |
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English international footballers.
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« Reply #551 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 19:54:36 » |
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Overpaid passionless English international footballers
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #552 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 20:42:01 » |
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Overpaid passionless English international footballers
^ Amen to that |
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« Reply #553 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 20:42:31 » |
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Wayne Rooney, when slagging off England supporters
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« Reply #554 on: Friday, June 18, 2010, 20:43:22 » |
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To be fair you could have picked almost all of the players that were picked tonight (I was going to say played, but I'm not sure that any of them did) |
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