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« Reply #525 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:26:10 »

Argh I know there's a knack to it but Ive tried and failed! Grrrrr I need a man! It's a mans job!
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« Reply #526 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:32:26 »

When you are swimming and your fat mate thinks its a brilliant idea to push you under and your ears get blocked and you've been deaf for the last 2 days....
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« Reply #527 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:37:08 »

The nozzle has come out of my Hettys nose! I can't seem to get it back in and I need to Hoover before the football - help me TEF ers

Why do you need to vacuum before the game. You are bound to get popcorn / crisps everywhere when England score (or USA).
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« Reply #528 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:38:00 »

When you are swimming and your fat mate thinks its a brilliant idea to push you under and your ears get blocked and you've been deaf for the last 2 days....

Been swimming today Thursday DV?  Smiley
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« Reply #529 on: Saturday, June 12, 2010, 17:41:44 »

been on a boring, shit, cheap, almost free holiday.

glad to be home.

Pardon?
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« Reply #530 on: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 07:51:56 »

Assuming shes the same as Henry - then there is a plastic bit you twist off where the nozzle goes, screw the nozzle into that, then that onto the hoover

That probably didnt explain it very well.

Sit down please, and stop vacuuming. I'm trying to watch television for the first time, and I don't like your attitude.
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« Reply #531 on: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 12:45:57 »

It's OK I fixed her in the end!
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« Reply #532 on: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 13:01:39 »

Sit down please, and stop vacuuming. I'm trying to watch television for the first time, and I don't like your attitude.

You're hilarious.
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« Reply #533 on: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 18:00:29 »

It's OK I fixed her in the end!

How do you know its a her?...with a long nozzle and called Henry surely its a him.
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« Reply #534 on: Sunday, June 13, 2010, 18:10:26 »

How do you know its a her?...with a long nozzle and called Henry surely its a him.

Hetty's pink.. could be a gay hoover?
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« Reply #535 on: Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 16:13:59 »

cunts who never buy a round
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« Reply #536 on: Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 16:16:52 »

Wankers who go to festivals, go near the front/in a busy bit and then have a go at you if your dancing/gurning around like a loon
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« Reply #537 on: Tuesday, June 15, 2010, 16:20:09 »

How do you know its a her?...with a long nozzle and called Henry surely its a him.

Hetty is the female version of the Henry? She is pink with eyelashes!
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« Reply #538 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 11:10:29 »

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« Reply #539 on: Thursday, June 17, 2010, 11:12:56 »

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