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« Reply #390 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 15:35:00 » |
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when you go for a No1 you never end up having a No2
I disagree, sometimes the 'surprise No2' can strike. Its a natural phenomenon. Obviously I've only ever experienced it when taking a lazy piss (sitting down). If it happened at the pub whilst using the urinal that could be pretty catastrophic. |
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DMR
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« Reply #391 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 16:33:05 » |
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Golf 'fans' who shout out 'Get in the hole', when a player has played a shot.
That is that idea of golf...so what is the fucking point in saying the obvious.
Also when players start barking "be the club" and such like. If you've picked the right stick you won't need to bellow at it! |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #392 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 16:42:08 » |
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People saying "Watch/listen to this, it's really funny/good". And then it being neither of those
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Things get better but they never get good
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donkey
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He headed a football.
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« Reply #393 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 17:15:35 » |
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Golf 'fans' who shout out 'Get in the hole', when a player has played a shot.
That is that idea of golf...so what is the fucking point in saying the obvious.
Golf. |
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donkey tells the truth
I headed the ball. eeeeeeeeeeeeeee-aaaaaaaawwwwwww |
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #394 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 19:55:36 » |
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Fat Women
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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« Reply #395 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 19:58:52 » |
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People who stop at a roundabout or junction when you can clearly see there is nothing coming.
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Benzel
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« Reply #396 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:13:09 » |
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Moped riders who straddle the middle of the road. Get out of my fecking way.
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Is your cat making too much noise all the time?
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« Reply #397 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:20:42 » |
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People who park opposit another car when there is no other car to be seen in the road.
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« Reply #398 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:36:05 » |
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People who park opposit another car when there is no other car to be seen in the road.
Why's that a problem when no other car is on the road, who's way is it in? |
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« Reply #399 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:39:34 » |
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Nijholts Nuts
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« Reply #400 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:45:46 » |
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Harsh!
How is that harsh? Unless they suffer from a glandular problem that is. |
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I only dream of Claire Sweeney
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« Reply #401 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:48:25 » |
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joteddyred is a fat bird. You've hurt her feelings, and must now buy her a pie.
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joteddyred
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« Reply #402 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:52:24 » |
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joteddyred is a fat bird. You've hurt her feelings, and must now buy her a pie.
I'm not fat and I can't stand pies! I was feeling empathy for women who are fat and genuinely can't lose weight for whatever reason. |
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« Reply #403 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:55:12 » |
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How is that harsh? Unless they suffer from a glandular problem that is.
Or a liver problem, or problems with their legs, which mean they are unable to run or exercise?!  |
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« Reply #404 on: Monday, June 7, 2010, 20:56:54 » |
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I'm not fat and I can't stand pies! I was feeling empathy for women who are fat and genuinely can't lose weight for whatever reason.
joteddyred is a big-boned lady with a glandular problem who hates pies - please buy her a kebab from me by way of apologies. |
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