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« Reply #27630 on: Wednesday, February 28, 2018, 22:05:24 » |
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« Reply #27631 on: Wednesday, February 28, 2018, 22:05:43 » |
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What. The. Fuck? Apparently, there's been 346 mass shootings in America in 2017 alone. I'm not quite sure what constitutes a mass shooting, but fuck me.
Mass Shooting FOUR or more shot and/or killed in a single event [incident], at the same general time and location not including the shooter. http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/methodologyAlthough I suspect that many in the US would regard only 4 as "Not Even Trying" |
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« Reply #27632 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 11:37:24 » |
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« Reply #27633 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 11:58:12 » |
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I wrote this on another forum on the 16th February, therefore it may even be out of date now.... There have been 18 school shootings in the US in 2018 already, to bring some context to that if you adjust the figures for the difference in population that means that if we had the similar rate in the UK we would have suffered 5 school shootings in the UK since 1st January 2018.
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« Reply #27634 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 12:04:00 » |
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It's clearly obvious that they need more guns.
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« Reply #27635 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 15:33:11 » |
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It's clearly obvious that they need more guns.
In the UK and London in particular its killing with knives, do we need more knives? |
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« Reply #27636 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 15:44:23 » |
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In the UK and London in particular its killing with knives, do we need more knives?
Yes. Every teacher should have a knife. |
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« Reply #27637 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 15:47:55 » |
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« Reply #27638 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 15:50:37 » |
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Give them low voltage tasers instead
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« Reply #27639 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 15:52:42 » |
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Give them low voltage tasers instead
Can I have low voltage taser, see if it feels nice zapping my balls with it. |
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« Reply #27640 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 16:00:58 » |
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Can I have low voltage taser, see if it feels nice zapping my balls with it.
Try one of the electric fly swatters (twatters as my wife calls them), that can give you a real testicle "buzz". |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #27641 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 16:07:43 » |
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Try one of the electric fly swatters (twatters as my wife calls them), that can give you a real testicle "buzz".
Thanks that sounds like the way forward, do I have to get your Mrs to work it? |
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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #27642 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 16:14:24 » |
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Thanks that sounds like the way forward, do I have to get your Mrs to work it?
I am sure she would be game. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #27643 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 16:29:46 » |
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Yes. Every teacher should have a knife.
Most cannot use a PC, so imagine them with a knife!! |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #27644 on: Thursday, March 1, 2018, 16:33:26 » |
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I am sure she would be game.
This is turning into a good week Flipflops gone and my nuts are going to geta zapping from your Mrs. |
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