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« Reply #26085 on: Sunday, July 2, 2017, 13:53:19 »

I don't understand a 9 year contract

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/01/saul-niguez-nine-year-contract-atletico-madrid

Just give him 5 years maybe, in case he breaks a leg or something? The wage will probably need renegotiating by then too. I guess it's a statement rather than a practicality. Wasn't Pardew given 6 years at Newcastle recently too? Bet he was looking forward to the payoff.
I think that a large part of any future transfer fee is often based upon the length left of the players current contract....so longer contract=larger transfer fee when sold.
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« Reply #26086 on: Sunday, July 2, 2017, 19:18:39 »

Chile have good players, but they aren't half whiny, childish, moaning pricks
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« Reply #26087 on: Sunday, July 2, 2017, 19:48:40 »

Chile have good players, but they aren't half whiny, childish, moaning pricks

...and their haircuts and tattoo fads haven't changed much over the years, either  Cheesy:

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« Reply #26088 on: Sunday, July 2, 2017, 20:29:07 »

That's Vidal on the right I think.
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« Reply #26089 on: Sunday, July 2, 2017, 20:30:58 »

Just killed a thunderfly on my laptop screen. Trouble is, I didn't realise that he was actually inside the screen so now I have a small black smudge right in the middle that is stuck there.
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« Reply #26090 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 11:39:35 »

Buzz words and phrases. Hearing the phrase 'let's take this offline' in a meeting really grinds the gears.
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« Reply #26091 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 11:43:08 »

Buzz words and phrases. Hearing the phrase 'let's take this offline' in a meeting really grinds the gears.

Presumably, the use of grinds the gears in this context is irony  Hmmm Good work.
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« Reply #26092 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 11:57:19 »

Thanks reg.  Just trying to drill down my point of view
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« Reply #26093 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 12:48:15 »

Thanks reg.  Just trying to drill down my point of view

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« Reply #26094 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:02:55 »

Want to touch base?

Now that's Blue Sky thinking
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« Reply #26095 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:04:31 »

Buzz words and phrases. Hearing the phrase 'let's take this offline' in a meeting really grinds the gears.

Seconded.

Although I'm not gonna lie, I've had to use it quite a lot as an alternative to "shut the fuck up" recently.
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« Reply #26096 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:05:20 »

Buzz words and phrases. Hearing the phrase 'let's take this offline' in a meeting really grinds the gears.

Thanks for the heads up will need to peel the onion on this one.
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« Reply #26097 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:11:18 »

Peeling the onion  Suicide
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« Reply #26098 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:18:46 »

Now that's Blue Sky thinking

That's one I have never heard before in the office actually (although I am aware of the phrase).
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« Reply #26099 on: Tuesday, July 4, 2017, 13:34:13 »

Me and some mates were talking about this recently and a mate, who works in some cunty place in London, won the debate when he said his boss asked him to "step into my idea shower."

I hope I never have to step into an idea shower and touch base.
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