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That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #21675 on: Thursday, December 10, 2015, 13:21:29 » |
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That prick deserves more than just losing teeth.
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Red and Proud
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« Reply #21676 on: Thursday, December 10, 2015, 19:00:16 » |
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Stones have always been one for the foreigners when I have worked abroad. "How much do you weigh Alan?" "Ten and a half stones" "What the fuck?!?!? What sort of stones? How big are they?!?"
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Ells
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I am 32 now
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« Reply #21677 on: Thursday, December 10, 2015, 23:12:52 » |
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Aw, all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth. Shame he doesn't believe in Christmas.  |
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If Don Rogers were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #21678 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 09:28:38 » |
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People who call espresso 'expresso'
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #21679 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 09:59:42 » |
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Aw, all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth. Shame he doesn't believe in Christmas.
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #21680 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 10:32:54 » |
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People who call espresso 'expresso'
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #21681 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 10:41:41 » |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #21682 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 11:01:59 » |
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Aw, all he wants for Christmas is his two front teeth. Shame he doesn't believe in Christmas. I hoped that is played over and over on prison fm.  |
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DRS
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« Reply #21683 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:23:48 » |
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Petitions for fucking everything
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« Reply #21684 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:25:50 » |
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when your phone vibrates in your pocket, you check it and theres nothing there. No notification, nothing.
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« Reply #21685 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:26:15 » |
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We should petition for a reduction in the number of petitions.
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Sippo
Living in the 80s
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #21686 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:52:21 » |
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Ripping my hands to shreds changing car headlight bulbs.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Batch
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« Reply #21687 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:55:00 » |
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May have already done this one, but Facebook. Specifically people who post a certain kind of retard post (think my wife falls into this)".
this type:
"This dog has been sexually abused by a 70's TV star. He'd been starved, then force fed, then nurtured with a pair of nail clippers, then soaked in petrol and set on fire.
Like and repost if you think the people who do this kind of suff are scum.
Ignore if you are a cold hearted dog abuser"
NO I WON'T *UCKING LIKE YOUR INANE DRIVAL. *UCK OFF
(censored because I have no idea what big brother here at work monitors).
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« Reply #21688 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 12:56:21 » |
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Ripping my hands to shreds changing car headlight bulbs.
Pay a Halfords bloke to rip their own hands to shreds then |
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #21689 on: Friday, December 11, 2015, 13:14:04 » |
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Pay a Halfords bloke to rip their own hands to shreds then
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