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« Reply #21660 on: Tuesday, December 8, 2015, 20:41:33 » |
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An old imperial joke. Better hind the metric stasi will be after you.
Oh shit. Will they attempt assassination? Will they try and kilo me? |
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« Reply #21661 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 08:21:11 » |
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Oh shit. Will they attempt assassination? Will they try and kilo me?
This i understand will be a weight on your mind over Christmas. |
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« Reply #21662 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 12:15:19 » |
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Oh shit. Will they attempt assassination? Will they try and kilo me?
The imperial boys will pound them to within an inch of their life. |
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« Reply #21663 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 12:21:06 » |
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This i understand will be a weight on your mind over Christmas.
Talk Talk has a thing about old measures, like the ell, thoughts of a pound, probably invoke a mass debate. |
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« Reply #21664 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 12:27:47 » |
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Talk Talk has a thing about old measures, like the ell, thoughts of a pound, probably invoke a mass debate.
Stones have always been one for the foreigners when I have worked abroad. "How much do you weigh Alan?" "Ten and a half stones" "What the fuck?!?!? What sort of stones? How big are they?!?" |
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« Reply #21665 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 12:35:53 » |
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Stones have always been one for the foreigners when I have worked abroad. "How much do you weigh Alan?" "Ten and a half stones" "What the fuck?!?!? What sort of stones? How big are they?!?"
Could that response have been due to they thought you were underestimating... |
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"We perform the duties of freemen; we must have the privileges of freemen ..."
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #21666 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 13:22:17 » |
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I haven't seen 10 and 1/2 stone since I was 15.
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« Reply #21667 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 13:25:53 » |
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The ell was indeed a fantastic unit of measurement.
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« Reply #21668 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 13:36:44 » |
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The ell was indeed a fantastic unit of measurement.
Bloody 'ell |
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« Reply #21669 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 13:38:15 » |
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I haven't seen 10 and 1/2 stone since I was 15.
I was ten stone when I was 15 so I've put on seven pounds since then  |
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« Reply #21670 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 14:29:49 » |
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A job website emailing me a job that they think i'd be "perfect" for, and should apply today!
Click the link and I applied over a month ago with no communication. Frustrating.
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« Reply #21671 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 16:32:02 » |
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A job website emailing me a job that they think i'd be "perfect" for, and should apply today!
Click the link and I applied over a month ago with no communication. Frustrating.
I've been contacted about a job starting at £150k and with bonuses/benefits rising to £300k and they are happy if I commute or occasionally work from home. Not sure how I can commute to Luxembourg everyday mind you.  |
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« Reply #21672 on: Wednesday, December 9, 2015, 16:35:20 » |
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I was ten stone when I was 15 so I've put on seven pounds since then About 70 pounds for me  |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #21673 on: Thursday, December 10, 2015, 12:16:50 » |
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Micro Fucking Soft.
Released a 'patch' that has messed up Outlook 2010.
Fucking creating me more work.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #21674 on: Thursday, December 10, 2015, 12:49:03 » |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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