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« Reply #18240 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 12:57:29 » |
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Do you ever just want to ram a car driven by a complete twat and to hell with the consequences?
Samdy is alright, you heartless b'stard |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #18241 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 12:59:10 » |
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Audrey, you wouldn't happen to be the driver of the VW that wrote off my Vectra this morning?
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Peter Venkman
Past glories motivate us when times are bleak.
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« Reply #18242 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 13:17:41 » |
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Do you ever just want to ram a car driven by a complete twat and to hell with the consequences?
No, never in my life. |
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From the station at Colchester
To the cells of Warrington
From the services at Leicester
To the slums of Northampton
We travel over England
And one day Europe too
Cos we all follow the Swindon
We're the famous Town End crew.
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« Reply #18243 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 14:16:52 » |
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Do you ever just want to ram a car driven by a complete twat and to hell with the consequences?
Far too often |
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Nemo
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« Reply #18244 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 15:27:22 » |
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Paddy Power changing the odds on a bet I've placed from 2/1 to 1/2 and informing by email that this was an "obvious error on their part" and that they'd be keeping the stake at the new odds unless I specifically requested the bet to be voided.
Cheeky bastards, if they want to void the bet then that's their prerogative, but changing the odds and keeping the stake is very naughty.
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« Reply #18245 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 16:07:55 » |
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Do you ever just want to ram a car driven by a complete twat and to hell with the consequences?
I have fantasises about it. |
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« Reply #18246 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 16:09:01 » |
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Calmed down now.
I was a grumpy old Hector
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« Reply #18247 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 16:53:36 » |
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Some bint in a Land Rover ran into the back of me on Saturday.
On the hill into Highworth (from Lechlade). I was stationary at traffic lights, at least six cars in front of me. She stops behind me, then 20 seconds later the car jolts. She drove into the fucking back of me as she'd thought i'd gone. The lights were still fucking red and there were still about six cars in front of me. There wasn't any damage, but still fucking annoyed me.
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« Reply #18248 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 21:50:01 » |
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I once beheaded a man who stole my parking space.
True story.
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« Reply #18249 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 22:48:16 » |
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I nearly got hit by a car whilst I was on a test drive. The brakes and my reactions were superb.
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« Reply #18250 on: Wednesday, December 10, 2014, 23:19:41 » |
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The amount of times Brizzle is mentioned,on the regional tv news.
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« Reply #18251 on: Thursday, December 11, 2014, 18:23:52 » |
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I've been drinking a particular type of Thai whiskey lately known as Yah Dong. It's a nasty rice whiskey but it's infused with herbs and mixed with honey, which actually makes it quite tasty. Anyway, because the honey tends to sink to the bottom the bottle needs shaking before drinking. I had a shot and realised that I had forgotten to shake the bottle first. Of course, I went ahead and shook the bottle..... but somehow it had escaped me that I hadn't put the lid back on the bottle yet. Now there's whiskey fucking everywhere in my living room, it's all over the walls and sofa. Fucking arse-cheeks.  |
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #18252 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 12:30:31 » |
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These new allergen information rules that come into force tomorrow. On the whole, yes, I can see why they're a good idea. But the fact we have to put stickers saying 'Contains Wheat/barley' on the fucking beer pumps is ridiculous. OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOES, IT'S FUCKING BEER.
I kind of think things like that should be a Darwin test. Like packets of peanuts or Yoghurt.
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« Reply #18253 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 12:52:37 » |
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As a coeliac this is good news. But yes, some products such as beer and bread obviously contain gluten! The funniest is packets of nuts with 'contains nuts' on the packet. You don't fucking say!
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Cats are better than dogs FACT
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« Reply #18254 on: Friday, December 12, 2014, 13:04:58 » |
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I've been drinking a particular type of Thai whiskey lately known as Yah Dong. It's a nasty rice whiskey but it's infused with herbs and mixed with honey, which actually makes it quite tasty. Anyway, because the honey tends to sink to the bottom the bottle needs shaking before drinking. I had a shot and realised that I had forgotten to shake the bottle first. Of course, I went ahead and shook the bottle..... but somehow it had escaped me that I hadn't put the lid back on the bottle yet. Now there's whiskey fucking everywhere in my living room, it's all over the walls and sofa. Fucking arse-cheeks. Ha ha sorry FH, I know this is a royal PITA for you, but your post did make me laugh. Not least because it's precisely the kind of fuckwittery I do. |
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