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« Reply #16680 on: Sunday, June 1, 2014, 22:39:50 »

I work in music.  I have shit hot taste in music.  Where's my playlist album.

Mostly in that "Your favourite song at the moment" thread.
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« Reply #16681 on: Monday, June 2, 2014, 11:38:17 »

Germany taking one out & out striker to the world cup
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« Reply #16682 on: Monday, June 2, 2014, 11:46:07 »

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« Reply #16683 on: Monday, June 2, 2014, 13:18:19 »

Germany taking one out & out striker to the world cup

I'm surprised Klose is only 35!
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« Reply #16684 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 09:02:32 »

Katie Hopkins, at it again I see (I may have missed this as I have been away, apologies if its been posted before)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11233207.Sun_columnist_Katie_Hopkins_labels_Swindon__ugly_place_no_one_cares_about_/
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« Reply #16685 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 09:17:58 »

The comments  Smiley
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« Reply #16686 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 13:39:30 »

Now this could have gone into the other thread. But what I don't understand is how you're supposed to stand on the seat without either falling in or falling off and breaking your ankle! Not to mention that there's a high chance you'll shit on the seat. This probably explains why there's always shoe prints (and shit) on the seats of public toilets!

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« Reply #16687 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 15:37:32 »

Katie Hopkins, at it again I see (I may have missed this as I have been away, apologies if its been posted before)

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11233207.Sun_columnist_Katie_Hopkins_labels_Swindon__ugly_place_no_one_cares_about_/

I don't know an awful lot about this person, but would suggest if she doesn't like us, we're doing something right.
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« Reply #16688 on: Tuesday, June 3, 2014, 15:40:22 »

She's just a troll.

I can't understand people getting upset because somebody said something bad about where they live. One may not agree, but get upset?
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« Reply #16689 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 08:45:27 »

Now this could have gone into the other thread. But what I don't understand is how you're supposed to stand on the seat without either falling in or falling off and breaking your ankle! Not to mention that there's a high chance you'll shit on the seat. This probably explains why there's always shoe prints (and shit) on the seats of public toilets!



At least I now know why all the Goans at work used to squat on and break the toilet seats, and shit up the walls for good measure when they first arrived. Doesn't explain why one of them continues to drop his trousers and pants when he stands at a urinal for a piss though... Hmmm...
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« Reply #16690 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 08:51:15 »

Yesterday my missus was told that our eldest had stabbed another kid at nursery with his knife at dinner time. That's not usual behaviour for him, when she asked him about it he kept saying he didn't do it and then went really quiet and would only shake his head if she kept asking him. I spoke to him this morning and he kept shaking his head, I got quite cross with him and told him not to lie to me, he got upset. My missus works at the nursery he goes to, so this morning she went and spoke to his keyworker about it. Turns out it wasn't him at all, it was another little kid, and the worker had read the wrong child's report to my missus. I am so, so angry about it, but can't complain about it without making my girlfriend's work life harder. Feel guilty as hell for making my lad upset as well. grrrrrrr. Sad
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« Reply #16691 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 08:51:37 »

Some people...

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-27687763

Are we breeding a country of retards when we can't educate what is and isn't an emergency  No
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« Reply #16692 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 09:25:11 »

Yesterday my missus was told that our eldest had stabbed another kid at nursery with his knife at dinner time. That's not usual behaviour for him, when she asked him about it he kept saying he didn't do it and then went really quiet and would only shake his head if she kept asking him. I spoke to him this morning and he kept shaking his head, I got quite cross with him and told him not to lie to me, he got upset. My missus works at the nursery he goes to, so this morning she went and spoke to his keyworker about it. Turns out it wasn't him at all, it was another little kid, and the worker had read the wrong child's report to my missus. I am so, so angry about it, but can't complain about it without making my girlfriend's work life harder. Feel guilty as hell for making my lad upset as well. grrrrrrr. Sad

I think as punishment for your mistrust, you should let him stab you in the hand.
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« Reply #16693 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 09:27:28 »

Yesterday my missus was told that our eldest had stabbed another kid at nursery with his knife at dinner time. That's not usual behaviour for him, when she asked him about it he kept saying he didn't do it and then went really quiet and would only shake his head if she kept asking him. I spoke to him this morning and he kept shaking his head, I got quite cross with him and told him not to lie to me, he got upset. My missus works at the nursery he goes to, so this morning she went and spoke to his keyworker about it. Turns out it wasn't him at all, it was another little kid, and the worker had read the wrong child's report to my missus. I am so, so angry about it, but can't complain about it without making my girlfriend's work life harder. Feel guilty as hell for making my lad upset as well. grrrrrrr. Sad

That is truly awful.
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« Reply #16694 on: Wednesday, June 4, 2014, 09:32:37 »

Some people...

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-27687763

Are we breeding a country of retards No

Corrected for you.

Some of the general behaviour of the Human Race amazes me.
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