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« Reply #16590 on: Tuesday, May 20, 2014, 07:50:49 » |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #16591 on: Tuesday, May 20, 2014, 10:00:16 » |
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I haven't abused them. Yet.
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« Reply #16592 on: Tuesday, May 20, 2014, 10:32:01 » |
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Anxiety! Such a shitty thing to have to live with! I fucking hate my mind sometimes
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« Reply #16593 on: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 20:46:21 » |
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I've had tennis elbow for about 15 months and last week I decided to brave the (apparently painful) injection I'd been putting it off. It was completely painless and now my tennis elbow has gone. 15 months and a painless injection would've solved it in a week. I feel such a twat.
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4D
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #16594 on: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 22:20:12 » |
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Oh Bazza! I am good with injections, ok you might get a sharp pain for a couple of seconds, but so what? Then along comes the day I had to have something removed from my leg. Nurse says "this will be quite painful ", "nah, you're fine". I was then injected in the shin (felt like an inch into the actual bone),  . Of course, I said I was fine  |
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« Reply #16595 on: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 22:41:14 » |
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Women in the men's changing rooms in shops. Why is it that they can come in to give fashion advice to their fellas, yet if I walk into the ladies changing rooms there'd be screams, I'd be a perv and the police would be called. It really fucks me off.
When I went into the ladies side of the changing rooms in Primark at the weekend there was an indian chap changing in the first cubicle with the curtains open and a father in the next one with his wife and daughter. |
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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« Reply #16596 on: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 22:44:31 » |
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I went into a changing room a few years ago, that I think were shared. Some biddy dragged the curtain back whilst I was trying something on, turned around and walked off probably feeling awkward, didn't apologise but worst of all left the bloody curtain drawn back  |
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4D
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« Reply #16597 on: Wednesday, May 21, 2014, 22:47:41 » |
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The truck driver this morning who was correctly waiting for me to drive up the road, who at the last moment decided to pull around the parked car he was sat behind. I had to brake sharply, the good thing was being a warm day I had my window down, so at least he heard the abuse I hurled at him |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #16598 on: Thursday, May 22, 2014, 16:53:41 » |
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A wet patch on the ceiling under the bathroom. Suspect the toilet.
Never ever buying a new build again.
Now I have to call a plumber out to look at it.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16599 on: Thursday, May 22, 2014, 19:57:55 » |
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A wet patch on the ceiling under the bathroom. Suspect the toilet.
Never ever buying a new build again.
Now I have to call a plumber out to look at it.
Let us know what the plumber says mate |
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #16600 on: Thursday, May 22, 2014, 19:59:28 » |
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Let us know what the plumber says mate
"You really need to stay away from the curries, that U-bend is worse than a Madrasi public toilet" |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #16601 on: Thursday, May 22, 2014, 20:01:52 » |
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Let us know what the plumber says mate
Will do. Shall I Pm you direct? xx |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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LucienSanchez
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #16602 on: Thursday, May 22, 2014, 20:30:59 » |
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The amount of Jordan Ayew, Sami Kedhira, and Tim Cahill swaps I have
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #16603 on: Friday, May 23, 2014, 06:22:19 » |
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Jordan fucking Ayew.
Mind you I have managed to swap him three times.
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« Reply #16604 on: Friday, May 23, 2014, 17:01:06 » |
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Don't know how many on here watch Pointless but they really copped out this evening.
The final was works by Josef Conrad and the contestants had no clue but guessed 'Black Narcissus'
Quite close when one of his works is 'The Nigger of the Narcissus'
Not even a mention.
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