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« Reply #15465 on: Wednesday, February 26, 2014, 09:45:22 »

Some of the ultra feminists that I have on facebook. Give them any article and they'll manage to turn it into a sexism debate, literally anything.

Facebook page called exposing feminism is good for ammo.
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« Reply #15466 on: Wednesday, February 26, 2014, 18:00:07 »

Trying to find building insurance quotes for a coach house. Doesn't help that my address isn't in any insurers databases either.

If anyone has any experience with this I'd be happy to hear it
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« Reply #15467 on: Wednesday, February 26, 2014, 18:42:38 »

Dave, speak to Higos Insurance. They're a broker who deal with special risks.

I have a contact who'd be able to help. Drop me PM and I'll let you have his details.
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« Reply #15468 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 12:43:35 »

I have a printer/scanner that wont allow me to scan because I am out of ink, even though I don't need ink to scan you fucking STUPID CUNTING SHITTING PIECE OF FUCKING BOPARD SHIT. MAY YOU BURN FOREVER IN PRINTER SCANNER HELL. YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD OF A MACHINE, I HOPE YOU CATCH TECH AIDS AND CANCER.
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« Reply #15469 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 12:51:04 »

I have a printer/scanner that wont allow me to scan because I am out of ink, even though I don't need ink to scan you fucking STUPID CUNTING SHITTING PIECE OF FUCKING BOPARD SHIT. MAY YOU BURN FOREVER IN PRINTER SCANNER HELL. YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD OF A MACHINE, I HOPE YOU CATCH TECH AIDS AND CANCER.

Printers will be the first machines to rise up against us. They hate people.
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« Reply #15470 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 13:01:36 »

I have a printer/scanner that wont allow me to scan because I am out of ink, even though I don't need ink to scan you fucking STUPID CUNTING SHITTING PIECE OF FUCKING BOPARD SHIT. MAY YOU BURN FOREVER IN PRINTER SCANNER HELL. YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD OF A MACHINE, I HOPE YOU CATCH TECH AIDS AND CANCER.

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« Reply #15471 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 14:34:31 »

I have a printer/scanner that wont allow me to scan because I am out of ink, even though I don't need ink to scan you fucking STUPID CUNTING SHITTING PIECE OF FUCKING BOPARD SHIT. MAY YOU BURN FOREVER IN PRINTER SCANNER HELL. YOU FUCKING FUCKTARD OF A MACHINE, I HOPE YOU CATCH TECH AIDS AND CANCER.

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« Reply #15472 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 15:07:43 »


That is such a brilliant piece of cinema.
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« Reply #15473 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 19:02:14 »

There's this motorcyclist I follow home from work regularly. Well, I say motorcyclist, he rides a twist-and-go. He likes to tailgate (I'm talking less than 3 feet from the car in front), overtake in completely moronic situations, undertake at junctions & roundabouts and generally rides like a complete cock.

Every day I see him I hope that he actually gets stuck next to me at a set of lights just so that I can tell him to wind his neck in.  I swear that one of these days I'm going to come across him led in a ditch/under a car/plastered all over the road.

Holy post revival, but I followed the same guy home today. Still the same dickhead that he was a year ago. Tried overtaking a row of cars when there was oncoming traffic, then nearly T-boned one when he didn't pre-empt it turning right in front of him.
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« Reply #15474 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 21:00:38 »

Every fucker in the world thinking they can paint some old furniture in "Annie Sloan" paint and charge a fucking fortune for it.

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« Reply #15475 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 21:07:50 »

Holy post revival, but I followed the same guy home today. Still the same dickhead that he was a year ago. Tried overtaking a row of cars when there was oncoming traffic, then nearly T-boned one when he didn't pre-empt it turning right in front of him.

Potential for a lift share there Sam  Smiley

It's crazy the way some of these riders are, young lad with L's?  Huh?
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« Reply #15476 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 22:17:56 »

Working permanent nights I struggle to sleep on my 2 nights a week off.

Normally a few drinks is enough to see me off, but am wide awake tonight. Now hitting the rum.
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Freddies Ferret

« Reply #15477 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 22:23:50 »

Des Kelly, he really gets on my tits
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« Reply #15478 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 22:42:25 »

That is such a brilliant piece of cinema.

i believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that man
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« Reply #15479 on: Thursday, February 27, 2014, 22:50:12 »

i believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that man

Hey Peter! Whaaaat's happening?
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