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« Reply #14580 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 17:04:43 » |
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There's a random advert, for the life of me I can't remember what it's for, but there's celebrities listing things they like.
Nick Hewer says "A good looking horse over a hedge".
Doesn't particularly annoy me but it just catches the ear wrong.
i think that is for Lloyds bank. |
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Honkytonk
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« Reply #14581 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 18:10:23 » |
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Really didn't expect to get useful advice, thanks Jayo and Si. Got a gig on Friday so having this baby well and truly fucked off would be great. Might steer clear of the strong anesthetic, kind of need my mouth to be working instead of making 'errrrhhhhhhderrrrhbbblllleeehhhh' noises.
Rectal insertion is a no-no, gotcha.
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« Reply #14582 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 19:33:29 » |
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JedMcCoy @JedMcCoy 16m
Ok Sat 21st versus Coventry I will see all STFC at the CG to thank them for all the support .... Town end ..👍... #COYR Retweeted by Chris Dalton Just stay gone or if you wanna watch the town no need to plaster it all over twatter  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #14583 on: Friday, December 13, 2013, 21:03:18 » |
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Really didn't expect to get useful advice, thanks Jayo and Si. Got a gig on Friday so having this baby well and truly fucked off would be great. Might steer clear of the strong anesthetic, kind of need my mouth to be working instead of making 'errrrhhhhhhderrrrhbbblllleeehhhh' noises.
Rectal insertion is a no-no, gotcha.
You need to know drugs? You can't get better than me and Si Pie. |
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« Reply #14584 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 01:06:09 » |
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The quote from the county sheriff at this latest American shooting.
"That individual is currently deceased and he apparently killed himself." Currently deceased? Are they expecting him to come back to life?
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tans
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« Reply #14585 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 01:16:27 » |
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The quote from the county sheriff at this latest American shooting.
"That individual is currently deceased and he apparently killed himself." Currently deceased? Are they expecting him to come back to life?
Perhaps its a scene from thriller pop video |
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #14586 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 10:30:37 » |
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Back to couriers. I worked from home yesterday and never left the house. City link claimed to have attempted to deliver at 18:22 and left a card which is a blatant lie.
I now have to collect my parcels from their depot on Monday, luckily it's relatively (30 minute walk I think) close to my office.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #14587 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 13:45:56 » |
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Back to couriers. I worked from home yesterday and never left the house. City link claimed to have attempted to deliver at 18:22 and left a card which is a blatant lie.
I now have to collect my parcels from their depot on Monday, luckily it's relatively (30 minute walk I think) close to my office.
When I was living in East London the postman "couldn't be arsed" to take parcels on his rounds so just stuck 'you were out' notices through everyone's letterbox and left them to pick it up from the sorting office (which was a half hour's walk there and back). I know this because I accosted him one day after coming home to find him sticking a note through my letterbox, and when I said 'Oh, I can have my parcel now' he explained to me he didn't take them with him. Apologies for presuming a delivery service was supposed to deliver... |
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Sippo
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« Reply #14588 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 14:01:13 » |
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Did I dream it or don't postman have to be trained to carry parcels due to health and safety or something.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #14589 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 16:05:07 » |
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When I was living in East London the postman "couldn't be arsed" to take parcels on his rounds so just stuck 'you were out' notices through everyone's letterbox and left them to pick it up from the sorting office (which was a half hour's walk there and back). I know this because I accosted him one day after coming home to find him sticking a note through my letterbox, and when I said 'Oh, I can have my parcel now' he explained to me he didn't take them with him.
Apologies for presuming a delivery service was supposed to deliver...
I had similar a couple of years back at Christmas...I had to go to Oxford to collect it. As I could prove I was at home at the time I invoiced them for the petrol money and time and got money back... |
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"We perform the duties of freemen; we must have the privileges of freemen ..."
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« Reply #14590 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 19:12:11 » |
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The wife has just persuaded me to subscribe to Sky Sports on our Virgin package so that she (we) can watch the darts this month. I feel a bit dirty now that Murdoch will be profiting from my weakness, but at least I will be able to watch some football (currently Hull vs Stoke...brilliant) on the telly as well.
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« Reply #14591 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 19:13:42 » |
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People parking without any common sense. A typical byproduct of Christmas "stress".
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« Reply #14592 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 19:31:13 » |
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I went to visit a friend at her new house this afternoon. Cars were parked both sides of the road and having got three quarters of the way up, a car pulled out and drove towards me. Obviously it made sense for the other woman to reverse, as she was much nearer to the end she'd come from, but oh no the silly cow made it obvious she wasn't going to, so after various gestures, I was forced to reverse all the way back down the road. To make matters worse, she continued driving forward only inches from my bumper the whole time until I slammed on the brakes and told her to where to go.
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« Reply #14593 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 19:40:03 » |
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I went to visit a friend at her new house this afternoon. Cars were parked both sides of the road and having got three quarters of the way up, a car pulled out and drove towards me. Obviously it made sense for the other woman to reverse, as she was much nearer to the end she'd come from, but oh no the silly cow made it obvious she wasn't going to, so after various gestures, I was forced to reverse all the way back down the road. To make matters worse, she continued driving forward only inches from my bumper the whole time until I slammed on the brakes and told her to where to go.
Some people are just like that. A good car accident will learn 'em. I work in the middle of nowhere and the only roads to and from the office are single lane, very bendy and lots of blind hills. And everyone else drives 4x4s. And don't slow down. It's horrible and now I just give way to absolutely everyone everywhere. |
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« Reply #14594 on: Saturday, December 14, 2013, 19:43:24 » |
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With hindsight, I bet you now wish you had just sat there yourself, looking bored and pretending you had all the time in the world while she became steadily more irate. But console yourself with the thought that getting you to reverse away like that will almost certainly rate as her main achievement of the day. Some people lead unhappy lives, and I'll bet she's one of them.
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