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Sippo
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« Reply #13935 on: Monday, October 21, 2013, 18:14:15 »

DPD have put packages in my recycle bin before now. Luckily its been before recycle day!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #13936 on: Monday, October 21, 2013, 18:46:46 »

Yes, yes it is. Here was me thinking it was a decent tracker. Perhaps he was having lunch?

DPD give you the name of the driver and everything, it's a bit weird. Delivery hour is upon us so I will be twiddling my thumbs staring out of the window. Come on John, drive a bit quicker...

Perhaps they are ex Starlight drivers.?
Whenever you chased them up,the operator always said . .  "hes 5 minutes away"
Or was it Viking 
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« Reply #13937 on: Wednesday, October 23, 2013, 16:43:10 »

Work calling me in last minute when I had a nice night off planned  Angry
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13938 on: Wednesday, October 23, 2013, 17:59:13 »

Waking up at 5.30 am to make an 8am lecture, the Professor doesn't bother turning up.
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« Reply #13939 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 18:37:35 »

How far do you live from the university!?
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13940 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 19:39:35 »

It's in Sarajevo, and I'm an hour away. I was at halls but I got my timetable, only 2 days of lectures a week. So I decided to save some money and live with family.
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13941 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 19:40:32 »

I could get deported in 6 weeks. If it wasn't me I'd find it very funny.
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Flashheart

« Reply #13942 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 19:47:16 »

How the fuck did you get to enroll in a university of you have no legal status there?
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13943 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 20:10:16 »

With no help from either uni.
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Empathy Sloth

« Reply #13944 on: Thursday, October 24, 2013, 20:12:19 »

I applied for the visa 2 months ago, but still nothing. I blagged my way into (and out of) halls with no residence permit, I've got through the census unscathed but now the uni want to see my documents...
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #13945 on: Friday, October 25, 2013, 09:28:44 »

I applied for the visa 2 months ago, but still nothing. I blagged my way into (and out of) halls with no residence permit, I've got through the census unscathed but now the uni want to see my documents...

Just slip them a bung and you'll be fine....
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« Reply #13946 on: Saturday, October 26, 2013, 16:20:40 »

When did it become fashionable for people to start sticking wedding highlights videos on youtube?

Fuck off! If I gave a small shit about you and your fucking marriage i'd have brought you a present!
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #13947 on: Saturday, October 26, 2013, 23:09:22 »

must have been said hundreds of times already but sodding middle lane fucking drivers, saw countless people pull out of junctions to join the motorway today join the middle lane with nothing in front of them on the inside lane, saw countless people just sat in the middle lane with nothing on the inside lane for ages...

clearly the threat of fines for this sort of behavior is getting through to people.

these people need to be taught a fucking lesson so they realize that they are one of the most dangerous aspects of motorway driving and are more often than not the cause of slow moving traffic to boot.

i truly despise such ignorance and i genuinely cannot understand what their problem is with the inside lane?  if you're not overtaking, or at least not going to be overtaking soon then for fucking hells sake just get fucking over and drive like a fucking adult.

also, can people please learn to use their mirrors and assess whether it is safer to pull out or just slow down a bit and stay in their lane before they get someone killed? the things people are willing do to save a few seconds on the motorway in the face of safety astounds me.

as an aside, can people please just look what is going on when they aimlessly walk out of shops on the high street?  especially with their pushchairs?  if your leaving a shop then you are going to be joining hundreds of other people, for crying out loud make sure you're not just going to walk out into somebody just because your too god damn ignorant to think that there are other people on the planet.

i just cannot understand people that have no appreciation for cognitive awareness, we learn it as toddlers for fuck sake.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #13948 on: Saturday, October 26, 2013, 23:13:37 »

When did it become fashionable for people to start sticking wedding highlights videos on youtube?

Fuck off! If I gave a small shit about you and your fucking marriage i'd have brought you a present!

surely you have to either be looking for said highlights or would have followed a suggested link or some such to have been exposed to these videos in the first place?

i would have thought it's a simple case of if you don't want to see it then don't click on the link?

as far as i'm concerned people can put whatever the hell they want on youtube, i'm only going to watch what i want to watch, no?
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fatbasher

« Reply #13949 on: Saturday, October 26, 2013, 23:19:19 »

must have been said hundreds of times already but sodding middle lane fucking drivers, saw countless people pull out of junctions to join the motorway today join the middle lane with nothing in front of them on the inside lane, saw countless people just sat in the middle lane with nothing on the inside lane for ages...

clearly the threat of fines for this sort of behavior is getting through to people.

these people need to be taught a fucking lesson so they realize that they are one of the most dangerous aspects of motorway driving and are more often than not the cause of slow moving traffic to boot.

i truly despise such ignorance and i genuinely cannot understand what their problem is with the inside lane?  if you're not overtaking, or at least not going to be overtaking soon then for fucking hells sake just get fucking over and drive like a fucking adult.

also, can people please learn to use their mirrors and assess whether it is safer to pull out or just slow down a bit and stay in their lane before they get someone killed? the things people are willing do to save a few seconds on the motorway in the face of safety astounds me.

as an aside, can people please just look what is going on when they aimlessly walk out of shops on the high street?  especially with their pushchairs?  if your leaving a shop then you are going to be joining hundreds of other people, for crying out loud make sure you're not just going to walk out into somebody just because your too god damn ignorant to think that there are other people on the planet.

i just cannot understand people that have no appreciation for cognitive awareness, we learn it as toddlers for fuck sake.

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Parking in Lidle on the Gt Western Way at the back of the carpark where the hedge is with no cars either side to avoid the hapless twats who make denting and scratching newer cars a hobby. Only to find a Vauxhall Zafira parked next to me! FFS what is the matter with these ppl?
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