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« Reply #13770 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 11:48:56 » |
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A couple of blasts of semen on to ones polo shirt and everyone is so judgemental
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« Reply #13771 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 12:18:31 » |
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You're a terrible human being DMR. Keep it up.
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« Reply #13772 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 17:50:20 » |
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A couple of blasts of semen on to ones polo shirt and everyone is so judgemental
Be judged by Catholics.
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« Reply #13773 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 17:51:50 » |
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Trying to register a Tesco clubcard for online access. I've devided it impossible. I had an existing account and tries to use that with a new clubcard: Now see "your details do not match..."
Applied for a second new one. Now see "unspecified user error".
Screw you tesco.
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Haha, and this time it worked. I take it partially back.
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« Reply #13774 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 18:04:32 » |
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That's what you get for shopping in Tesco, peasant.
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« Reply #13775 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 18:08:14 » |
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That's what you get for shopping in Tesco, peasant.
I don't, but Esso now do clubcard points. And points make prizes cheap days out with vouchers! I am a peasant/chav though. We shop at Morrisons/Asda. |
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #13776 on: Sunday, October 6, 2013, 19:01:28 » |
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The only thing tesco is good for is momentum 99
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #13777 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 09:16:34 » |
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Fingerbanging some fat skank and not being able to rid the smell of her putrid nether's from my fingertips. I'm going to have to cut them off
I remember when I was about 15 having a similar problem. Although the girl wasn't fat, but very rough. The smell was like toe-jam and it wouldn't wash off. It smelt horrid, but I still found myself sniffing it regularly in disbelief and shoving it under the noses of friends to catch them unawares. |
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« Reply #13778 on: Monday, October 7, 2013, 09:21:16 » |
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I remember when I was about 15 having a similar problem. Although the girl wasn't fat, but very rough. The smell was like toe-jam and it wouldn't wash off. It smelt horrid, but I still found myself sniffing it regularly in disbelief and shoving it under the noses of friends to catch them unawares.
Like a stinky badge of honour. Good man. |
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #13779 on: Tuesday, October 8, 2013, 13:59:48 » |
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Having the number of my direct reports doubled  |
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« Reply #13780 on: Tuesday, October 8, 2013, 15:50:44 » |
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Hardly trivial, but the release of Baby P's mother from prison.
This country is fucked.
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« Reply #13781 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 08:18:49 » |
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Gearbox problems forcing me to get the bus to work.
Or more to the point, the 'exact fare' system and the drivers histrionics when I waved a tenner at him.
Perhaps if you weren't all lowlife thieving cunts you could be trusted to handle the money yourselves you bellend.
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« Reply #13782 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 08:36:41 » |
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The exact money system is baffling when the aim is to get more people on public transport. You can pay with debit cards in London now so it'd be good to see the Council invest in something like that, I'm sure Rikki Hunt has something suitable.
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« Reply #13783 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 08:42:39 » |
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Loads of debate/nonsense about that Adnan Januzaj one day playing for England. HE WON'T EVER BE ELIGIBLE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.
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« Reply #13784 on: Wednesday, October 9, 2013, 08:56:21 » |
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And all after 1 good game.
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