Simon Pieman
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« Reply #13290 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 12:52:12 » |
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Good call. I drove to Swindon earlier today (in the fog) and the amount of drivers who had no lights on was unbelievable, also some just had sidelights on - they may as well not bothered  Likewise the amount with their fog lights on driving extremely slowly for no real need. |
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« Reply #13291 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 12:56:57 » |
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My GP only having my medical history back to 2001. Where is the rest of it?!
Your obviously a clone, thats when you were created. |
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4D
That was definately my last game, honest
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I can't bear it 🙄
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« Reply #13292 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 13:48:59 » |
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Oops, nearly forgot. On my way to Swindon this morning I hopped onto the M4. Approaching junction 15 I was turning off when some French bint in a white car cut across from the middle lane and nearly ran over my toes, she was that close. It'll probably be on some police camera programme in a couple of years  . I pulled alongside her at the lights and it was like she was wearing blinkers. |
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Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #13293 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 14:05:14 » |
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Can you post a film of someone abusively using their windscreen washer?  Part of the reason I bought one. I can hunt them down and make them clean my windscreen by hand. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #13294 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 14:41:42 » |
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New born daughter = no decent sleep for a month. China and the people are so noisy, makes getting her to sleep a nightmare.
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mystical_goat
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« Reply #13295 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 18:09:07 » |
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My GP only having my medical history back to 2001. Where is the rest of it?!
Possibly written down somewhere, rather than on the computer?! Not sure when the NHS/GP's switched to electronic records, surely way before '01. |
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tans
You spin me right round baby right round
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« Reply #13296 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 18:13:08 » |
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Fatbury
Shut the fuck up about Arsenal needing a striker, it makes me pine for his views on Adele and Steps.
Haha they sign one of the best players in the world and still moan like fuck |
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« Reply #13297 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 19:41:33 » |
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Haha they sign one of the best players in the world and still moan like fuck
And sophie ellis baxter |
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Whoo Whoo!
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« Reply #13298 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 21:20:30 » |
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I made a delicious Risotto tonight, then ended up eating too much so now I feel like crap.
Curse you gluttony...
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« Reply #13299 on: Tuesday, September 3, 2013, 21:33:35 » |
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I made home made burgers, bread and butter pudding and a toffee sauce for the family tonight.
Sometimes I rock as a househusband.
Probably ate too much as well, but went to gym today so its ok.
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Never knowingly overstated.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13300 on: Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 09:34:02 » |
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My Facebook news feed being full of photos of kids in their new school uniforms.
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« Reply #13301 on: Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 09:51:00 » |
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Pah, we did that yesterday.
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« Reply #13302 on: Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 10:04:24 » |
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My Facebook news feed being full of photos of kids in their new school uniforms.
I've heard rumours about people like you.... |
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« Reply #13303 on: Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 10:07:03 » |
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My Facebook news feed being full of photos of kids in their new school uniforms.
Are you an elderly, Antipodean entertainer with a wobble-board by any chance? |
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #13304 on: Wednesday, September 4, 2013, 13:18:46 » |
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My sister selling a sofa on eBay as collection only. Some total fucking mong won it and then expected her to package it (yes package it, "for protection") and drive it to his friends place 5 miles away who could deliver it to him. He demanded all this and offered no extra money. And this on a fucking good sofa he won for £10.
She cancelled the sale when he became abusive and he then had the audacity to leave negative feedback. Some people need a fucking kicking...
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