Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Ardiles]

More royal baby twattery.  This morning on BBC Breakfast there was Nicholas Witchell with the news that the Duchess was in labour and lamenting that 'sadly, that is all we are likely to hear until the baby has been born.'

For a start, no one needed to know she's in labour anyway.  Leave the poor woman alone.  Whose ****ing business is it anyway apart hers and her husband's?  And as for being sorry there won't be minute by minute updates...what would you want?  'We are delighted to announce that the royal fanny is now 8cm dilated.  More later!'  Makes me cringe.

[Nemo]

More royal baby twattery.  This morning on BBC Breakfast there was Nicholas Witchell with the news that the Duchess was in labour  and lamenting that 'sadly, that is all we are likely to hear until the baby has been born.'

For a start, no one needed to know she's in labour anyway?  Leave the poor woman alone.  Whose ****ing business is it anyway apart hers and her husband's?  And as for being sorry there won't be minute by minute updates...what would you want?  'We are delighted to announce that the royal fanny is now 8cm dilated.  More later!'  Makes me cringe.

It's really unfortunate for the baby that it's been born right after the benefits cap has come in though, it's going to be a real struggle raising a baby and running the royal household on 28k.

Nicholas Witchell is an awful sycophantic arse who makes me want to claw my eyes out when he's on the telly.

[Arriba]

Towels left on sun loungers are there for brits to throw in the pool when returning drunk from the nights out.

[Bogus Dave]

David Cameron's new porn scheme. Bollocks

[DMR]

I can't wait to make that call to Virgin Media.

[Bogus Dave]

The best description I've seen of it, is like using a sledgehammer to crack an egg. And missing, and hitting yourself in the nuts

[Honkytonk]

David Cameron's new porn scheme. Bollocks

Having not seen the news yet, this post terrifies me, as it sounds like 'Call me Dave' has decided to move into adult cinema.

[flammableBen]

David Cameron's new porn scheme. Bollocks

It has led to absolute peak daily mailness though.

http://i.imgur.com/f467WP6.jpg

creepy fuckers.
 

[ghanimah]

David Cameron's new porn scheme. Bollocks

In a long tradition of Tories always wanting to ban stuff particularly in the atmosphere of 'moral panic' ...yet it always goes tits up (so to speak) a la Video Recordings Act 1984 then subsequently discovered it wasn't enforceable under EU law.

But I guess a Royal birth allows him to hide this

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2013/jul/22/cameron-no-ban-sun-page-3

[Abrahammer]

So if you want to look at some minge all you have to do is untick a box or 2, not a exactly a major inconvienance

[Bob's Orange]

More royal baby twattery.  This morning on BBC Breakfast there was Nicholas Witchell with the news that the Duchess was in labour and lamenting that 'sadly, that is all we are likely to hear until the baby has been born.'

For a start, no one needed to know she's in labour anyway.  Leave the poor woman alone.  Whose ****ing business is it anyway apart hers and her husband's?  And as for being sorry there won't be minute by minute updates...what would you want?  'We are delighted to announce that the royal fanny is now 8cm dilated.  More later!'  Makes me cringe.

Couldn't agree more Ardiles.

I want to go on the BBC website and see the headline 'Duchess and William give birth to Manatee', or 'Royal Baby is black'.

Any other headline and I ain't interested.

[jimmy_onions]

More royal baby twattery.  This morning on BBC Breakfast there was Nicholas Witchell with the news that the Duchess was in labour and lamenting that 'sadly, that is all we are likely to hear until the baby has been born.'

For a start, no one needed to know she's in labour anyway.  Leave the poor woman alone.  Whose ****ing business is it anyway apart hers and her husband's?  And as for being sorry there won't be minute by minute updates...what would you want?  'We are delighted to announce that the royal fanny is now 8cm dilated.  More later!'  Makes me cringe.

Thank you A for my daily titter...."ones fanny is now suitably ready isnt one etc etc"

You are quite right though. Lunacy. God forbid how Sky are managing to fill time?!

Also, there are crowds gathering at Buckingham palace?! Who are these people, what are they doing there? Do they seriously have nothing better to do with their lives, but most of all, what exactly are they expecting to see or hear at Buck palace?

[leefer]

These people probably think the same about us on our weekly expensive treks around the country to watch well paid prima donnas play football...or try to in many cases.

Everyone to there own i say.

[4D]

The traffic jam in Bracknell this morning

[sonicyouth]

children are annoying and loud and should be sat indoors glued to their playstation or xbox instead of running around outside having fun