Ardiles
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« Reply #12555 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 10:13:21 » |
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The new colour scheme on Google Maps. What the fuck?! Swindon, but in the wrong coloursI think they're trying to Europeanise us. Motorways are orange, primary A roads are yellow and other main roads are no colour at all meaning they don't stand out. It's a fuck up of monstrous proportions. I'm switching to Bing. |
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Ardiles
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« Reply #12556 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 10:13:49 » |
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PS And it will last about a week, I expect, before they change it back.
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4D
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« Reply #12557 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 10:31:47 » |
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Kids on flights and the parents uninterest in sorting them out.
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« Reply #12558 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 12:18:41 » |
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Kids on flights and the parents uninterest in sorting them out.
I'd pay extra not to share my flight with kid(s) on board. |
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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« Reply #12559 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 12:22:43 » |
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Kids on flights and the parents uninterest in sorting them out.
Can i also suggest kids in doctors waiting rooms. Load of fat smelly pikey cunts came in with their demon children the other day, fucking hell it was enough to send anyone over the edge, and guess what, the parents just sat there and did nothing. Lazy cunts. |
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« Reply #12560 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 12:24:26 » |
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New job tans?  |
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tans
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« Reply #12561 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 12:33:47 » |
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No, i was waiting to see the doc
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« Reply #12562 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 12:36:43 » |
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Kids on flights and the parents uninterest in sorting them out.
On my flight back from Thailand a kid would not shut up, no chance in getting any sleep. The mother did not seem interested in shutting it up either |
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« Reply #12563 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 13:03:20 » |
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One of my daughter's friends suggesting to me, in my apartment, that I take the baby in the other room because he was crying too much for her.
I went with another solution to her problem which involved her leaving the room instead, the cheeky cunt.
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« Reply #12564 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 13:24:53 » |
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Did you throw her out the window
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« Reply #12565 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 14:01:00 » |
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Did you throw her out the window
No - she can be found head-first in the drain.... |
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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« Reply #12566 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 14:06:02 » |
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On my flight back from Thailand a kid would not shut up, no chance in getting any sleep. The mother did not seem interested in shutting it up either
I told my kids if they made loud noises or if they played up on the plane they would distract the pilots & the plane would crash. They were quiet for the 9 hour flight there & back. |
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« Reply #12567 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 16:24:15 » |
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« Reply #12568 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 18:36:17 » |
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I told my kids if they made loud noises or if they played up on the plane they would distract the pilots & the plane would crash. They were quiet for the 9 hour flight there & back.
That is brilliant Jutty, I doff my cap to you sir. |
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« Reply #12569 on: Thursday, July 11, 2013, 19:00:57 » |
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I'm halfway through a 6 and a half hour train journey and have two of the worst human beings ever sat directly behind me. I've never heard anyone eat so loudly.
To make it even better, the train is running on over 30 mins late and I have to make a connection for a train that takes 10 hours.
And I've got the shits.
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