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« Reply #12480 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 19:01:13 » |
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Seagull who decided to attack me. Was only walking along minding my own. Cunt swooped at me 3 times until I whacked it
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« Reply #12481 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 19:01:54 » |
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I've just come in to find my family watching possibly the worst pile of shit since Pets win Prizes. You've just had the fat bird from Eastenders singing Anastasia who I fucking hate anyway. Apparently i'd just missed someone doing Jonny Rotten. What the fuck
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« Reply #12482 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 19:02:23 » |
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Seagull who decided to attack me. Was only walking along minding my own. Cunt swooped at me 3 times until I whacked it
Eric reincarnated as a seagull |
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Arriba
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« Reply #12483 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 19:09:33 » |
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Eric reincarnated as a seagull
nah.the seagull was real. |
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« Reply #12484 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 19:10:54 » |
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nah.the seagull was real.
good point, well made. |
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« Reply #12485 on: Saturday, July 6, 2013, 20:53:52 » |
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Seagull who decided to attack me. Was only walking along minding my own. Cunt swooped at me 3 times until I whacked it
Father inlaw ending up with a black eye last week when a seagull flew into his head attempting to nick his pasty in St Ives. Probably for the other thread  |
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tans
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« Reply #12486 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 11:53:36 » |
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Getting attacked by a swarm of wasps from this fucker when i opened the shed door this morning...  |
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« Reply #12487 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 13:29:44 » |
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Getting attacked by a swarm of wasps from this fucker when i opened the shed door this morning...
HA! Having had plenty of the bastard things in the garage over the years, I feel your pain. Was helping a tree surgeon take down an old, diseased oak tree a couple of years back when they realised halfway through cutting the trunk there was a massive, old hornets nest in the middle of it. The black cloud that erupted from it was like out of a cartoon. I have never run so fast in my fucking life. |
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« Reply #12488 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:08:34 » |
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Getting attacked by a swarm of wasps from this fucker when i opened the shed door this morning... Omg that is horrific. Are you going to have to get someone to come and remove it? As a sidenote, I wish our shed was as tidy as yours. There's so much crap in ours, I'm not even sure what's right at the back! |
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« Reply #12489 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:13:08 » |
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Tennis players being the softest sportsmen going. They slip over, on grass, and the crowd's reaction (as the players) is completely over the top. Man up.
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« Reply #12490 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:20:10 » |
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Getting attacked by a swarm of wasps from this fucker when i opened the shed door this morning...
Evil bastards. Nuke them. |
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« Reply #12491 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:22:17 » |
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The freebie tickets on Centre Court at Wimbledon this afternoon. Cameron, Ed Miliband, Alex Salmond and Wayne Fucking Rooney. Someone probably had to explain to Wazza what tennis was this morning. Why are these people there?
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« Reply #12492 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:28:23 » |
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The freebie tickets on Centre Court at Wimbledon this afternoon. Cameron, Ed Miliband, Alex Salmond and Wayne Fucking Rooney. Someone probably had to explain to Wazza what tennis was this morning. Why are these people there?
He's probably eyeing up the granny line judges for a quickie |
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« Reply #12493 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:39:07 » |
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The freebie tickets on Centre Court at Wimbledon this afternoon. Cameron, Ed Miliband, Alex Salmond and Wayne Fucking Rooney. Someone probably had to explain to Wazza what tennis was this morning. Why are these people there?
Because it's an exclusive invitation only for the moneyed and privileged |
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« Reply #12494 on: Sunday, July 7, 2013, 14:49:10 » |
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Has there ever been a major sports final where the celebrities of world haven't got freebie tickets?
It's all a bit upper class twatish in the centre court stands anyway today
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