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ibelieveinmrreeves
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« Reply #11460 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2013, 16:56:06 »

On the residential car parking theme, a visitor to our cul-de-sac parked so fucking far from the curb that I could not squeeze my car between hers and another that was parked on the other side (properly, by a resident) to get round the back of my house (it's a coach house). And when I confronted the stupid bitch she denied any wrong doing! A simple admission of fault (and apology) was all I wanted. Cunt.
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« Reply #11461 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2013, 17:07:58 »

On the residential car parking theme, a visitor to our cul-de-sac parked so fucking far from the curb that I could not squeeze my car between hers and another that was parked on the other side (properly, by a resident) to get round the back of my house (it's a coach house). And when I confronted the stupid bitch she denied any wrong doing! A simple admission of fault (and apology) was all I wanted. Cunt.

should have posed a photo

http://youparklikeacunt.com/

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« Reply #11462 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2013, 17:18:49 »

On the residential car parking theme, a visitor to our cul-de-sac parked so fucking far from the curb that I could not squeeze my car between hers and another that was parked on the other side (properly, by a resident) to get round the back of my house (it's a coach house). And when I confronted the stupid bitch she denied any wrong doing! A simple admission of fault (and apology) was all I wanted. Cunt.

You should have just flicked your magic wand at it harry
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« Reply #11463 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2013, 17:27:17 »

You should have just flicked your magic wand at it harry

This is why I don't post very often  Hmmm...
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« Reply #11464 on: Wednesday, March 13, 2013, 17:58:05 »

I have to be at a networking breakfast at 6.45am this Friday.
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« Reply #11465 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 12:07:18 »

Woke up this morning with a painful stye and, for some unknown reason, a very sore knee.

Went to get my daughter from school, limping behind cunting tractor people (so called because they walk extremely slowly and you can't get past the fuckers) for the on-foot legs of the journey. I was still faster than the fuckers despite my limp. Had to pop to the shop on my way to get some butter, I was in quite some pain by this point.

Got my daughter and put the butter in her school bag before heading back home. Guess which part of that last sentence I completely forgot about until it was too late!

I am now drinking beer. At least there's a happy ending.
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« Reply #11466 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 17:45:04 »

My boss offered me two free tickets for Real Madrid vs. Mallorca on Saturday.

Thanks for the advance warning...
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« Reply #11467 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 20:53:59 »

The 'celebs' that go to Africa for comic relief.

Yes it's good you are trying to help, but do you really need to wear your expensive sunglasses, watches and jewellery?
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nochee

« Reply #11468 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 21:20:41 »

Why are we not playing a game on Saturday?
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« Reply #11469 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 21:31:43 »

Hyperbole in football commentary.

Graeme Le Saux, on Steau Bucharest scoring to make it 1-1.

"You could not script this."



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« Reply #11470 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 21:34:21 »

Why are we not playing a game on Saturday?

I think we're on the tellybox
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« Reply #11471 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 21:49:29 »

Why are we not playing a game on Saturday?

Moved to Tuesday for TV.
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« Reply #11472 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 21:58:38 »

Moved to Tuesday for TV.
I think we're on the tellybox
Thanks

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« Reply #11473 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 22:27:48 »

Fucking Tripadvisor.

"There were 2 of us who came to eat here but they wouldn't let us have a table for 4 because it was very busy, so we went somewhere else. 3/5"

Fuck off.
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« Reply #11474 on: Thursday, March 14, 2013, 22:29:49 »

I don't understand, 2 people wanted a table for 4. But got refused because it was busy, so they left? I don't understand.
I don't understand.
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