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DMR

« Reply #11370 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 09:49:16 »

Get some advice from your union

That'll be another strike then. Layabout cunts!
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« Reply #11371 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 09:59:15 »

One thing that really irritates me is grown men in the changing rooms who come out of the gym (i.e. not the swimming pool) but put on a set of trunks to go to the shower.

Grow up and get your nudger out. Nobody cares even if it is pony.

Alright, gay.
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« Reply #11372 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 10:03:35 »

One thing that really irritates me is grown men in the changing rooms who come out of the gym (i.e. not the swimming pool) but put on a set of trunks to go to the shower.

Grow up and get your nudger out. Nobody cares even if it is pony.

Just how much attention do you pay to these people? Isn't it possible that some people might go for a swim after their workout? And if your gyms anything like mine you're expected to shower before you go in the pool.
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« Reply #11373 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 10:12:23 »

Just how much attention do you pay to these people? Isn't it possible that some people might go for a swim after their workout? And if your gyms anything like mine you're expected to shower before you go in the pool.

I am well aware of this and yes they are only having a shower.
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« Reply #11374 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 10:17:36 »

The Mrs: Are you busy?

Me: Yes, I am busy

The Mrs: Can you go to the shop for me?

What's the point of asking if I'm busy when the answer is clearly irrelevant? What a waste of words!

She's a woman FH, come on, you should know better.

One thing that really irritates me is grown men in the changing rooms who come out of the gym (i.e. not the swimming pool) but put on a set of trunks to go to the shower.

Grow up and get your nudger out. Nobody cares even if it is pony.

As a grown male, I've been made fun of at a gym for having 'Twiglet arms'. If you're a little self conscious (which thankfully I'm not) I can imagine having a twiglet cock would be worse.

Also maybe some guys think getting naked with a load of others and then having a shower with them in the modern, civilised world where it's not as necessary as it was back in the day there was only one hot tap is kind of  :gay:
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« Reply #11375 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 12:16:57 »

The Mrs: Are you busy?

Me: Yes, I am busy

The Mrs: Can you go to the shop for me?

What's the point of asking if I'm busy when the answer is clearly irrelevant? What a waste of words!

Get this at work all the time.

Person: Are you busy?
Me: Yes
Person: *proceeds to ask question regardless*
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« Reply #11376 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 12:24:08 »

Get this at work all the time.

Person: Are you busy?
Me: Yes
Person: *proceeds to ask question regardless*
You work with Flashhearst missus? and how did you know her name was Person?Huh? Cheesy
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« Reply #11377 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 12:47:30 »

Despite the wet paint signs and us watching the guy paint the doors 3 out of 4 of us in the office have managed to get blue paint on us within 10 minutes of him leaving  Doh
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« Reply #11378 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 13:52:00 »

That we aren't being bought by Prince Alwaleed bin Talal
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« Reply #11379 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 14:51:22 »

That we aren't being bought by Prince Alwaleed bin Talal

Are you sure, the Daily Mail thinks we are so it must be true Smiley
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« Reply #11380 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 15:49:22 »

It's been Jed's exit strategy all along.

Buy the club for next to nothing, then sell it to a Saudi prince a few days later for Gazillions.

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« Reply #11381 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 18:43:20 »

One thing that really irritates me is grown men in the changing rooms who come out of the gym (i.e. not the swimming pool) but put on a set of trunks to go to the shower.

Grow up and get your nudger out. Nobody cares even if it is pony.

But if I don't keep my trunks on how do I hide my erection?
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« Reply #11382 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 19:47:17 »

But if I don't keep my trunks on how do I hide my erection?

By dropping the soap?
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« Reply #11383 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 20:07:16 »

I am well aware of this and yes they are only having a shower.

Then that is a bit odd. My gyms got a couple of little cubicle things in each section of the locker room, and every now and again someone carefully locks themselves in one to get changed.

I'm always intrigued by what they're up to.
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« Reply #11384 on: Wednesday, March 6, 2013, 20:16:22 »


Also maybe some guys think getting naked with a load of others and then having a shower with them in the modern, civilised world where it's not as necessary as it was back in the day there was only one hot tap is kind of  :gay:


I'm with Honky on this one.  Maybe it's because I've never really participated in sport, but on the rare occasion I am confronted by communal showers/changing rooms I just think it's really odd and unpleasant.  To me, anyone that is not phased by it are about one step short of enjoying a 'game' of soggy biscuit.
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