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« Reply #10545 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 12:43:57 »

Haha, our office has just run a Mince Pie taste test. Rather unsurprisingly, Waitrose came out on top, with Tesco filling (nev would be proud) the wooden spoon spot.

I'm rather partial to Lidl's Deluxe Mince Pie's personally.
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« Reply #10546 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 12:47:45 »

The scumbag who nearly burgled my mum last night while she was out. She got back, the TV was standing on the floor, the window had been forced and a cashpot was moved from the living room to the kitchen. The back door was unlocked and the keys gone. Looks like they got spooked pretty soon after getting in thankfully, so on a scale of 1-10 its an 0.5.

But its just the fact they got in. Its shit my mum up. She lives alone.

So anyone got any recommendations on burglar alarm installers that cover Ciren? I know they largely get ignored, but it is for her peace of mind...

try CIA (cirencester intruder alarms) very good rep in ciren
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« Reply #10547 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 12:48:26 »

Haha, our office has just run a Mince Pie taste test. Rather unsurprisingly, Waitrose came out on top, with Tesco filling (nev would be proud) the wooden spoon spot.

I'm rather partial to Lidl's Deluxe Mince Pie's personally.

The missus shops at Waitrose, I'll put in an order for some mince pies!
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« Reply #10548 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 13:08:51 »

People who wear a tie and leave their collar button undone. I suppose many may do this and still have their tie knotted at the top, and thus not noticeable.

But people who site the tie knot about an inch below the collar and have their shirt splayed ever so slightly open.

Smarten yourselves up you scruffy cunts
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« Reply #10549 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 14:13:13 »

Haha, our office has just run a Mince Pie taste test. Rather unsurprisingly, Waitrose came out on top, with Tesco filling (nev would be proud) the wooden spoon spot.

I'm rather partial to Lidl's Deluxe Mince Pie's personally.
So far Aldi Passionate Luxury Mince Pies at £1.69 for 6 are in the lead so far with Lidls own in last place
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Coca Fola

« Reply #10550 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 15:51:19 »

Woke up this morning and had some small purple dots on my left palm. No more than about 10, all no bigger than 2 or 3mm. The other day I was playing football and the ball went under a fence, I got the ball out but as I was getting it out I pricked my hand on something, there was no blood so it must have been something small. It was either the fence, some sort of sharp plant or I hope this isn't the case, a used syringe.

Should I go to the doctors or leave it a few days to see if it disappears?
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« Reply #10551 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:00:18 »

So far Aldi Passionate Luxury Mince Pies at £1.69 for 6 are in the lead so far with Lidls own in last place

Sounds like a cheap condom brand
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« Reply #10552 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:18:37 »

Woke up this morning and had some small purple dots on my left palm. No more than about 10, all no bigger than 2 or 3mm. The other day I was playing football and the ball went under a fence, I got the ball out but as I was getting it out I pricked my hand on something, there was no blood so it must have been something small. It was either the fence, some sort of sharp plant or I hope this isn't the case, a used syringe.

Should I go to the doctors or leave it a few days to see if it disappears?

Sounds like little bruises/burst blood vessels. Leave it a few days and see if they change colour/disappear. A syringe would've drawn blood.
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Coca Fola

« Reply #10553 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:19:03 »

Cheers.
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« Reply #10554 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:20:53 »

A small prick?
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Coca Fola

« Reply #10555 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:28:23 »

Yeah, didn't draw any blood but did sting for a while.
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DMR

« Reply #10556 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:29:48 »

whoooooosh
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Coca Fola

« Reply #10557 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 16:31:20 »

Yeah I see what he did there, but it's 4D so I gave him the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was unintentional.
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« Reply #10558 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 18:46:29 »

Me and my sister made a photo book on Vista Print for one of my Mum's Xmas presents. We received it today and all the photos are rotated so the bases are at the centre of the book. Genius. Now she's not going to get it for chrimbling.
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« Reply #10559 on: Wednesday, December 19, 2012, 19:29:13 »

People who wear a tie and leave their collar button undone. I suppose many may do this and still have their tie knotted at the top, and thus not noticeable.

But people who site the tie knot about an inch below the collar and have their shirt splayed ever so slightly open.

Smarten yourselves up you scruffy cunts

I do this often.  Only, and I do mean only, to annoy people like you.  Childish, but it amuses me.
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