Sippo
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I ain't gettin on no plane fool
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« Reply #10335 on: Monday, December 3, 2012, 20:22:14 » |
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I put 'many thanks and kind regards'.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #10336 on: Monday, December 3, 2012, 20:24:37 » |
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Most of the time I don't use any valediction on my emails. My signature contains my name and job title, that usually suffices.
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #10337 on: Monday, December 3, 2012, 20:47:12 » |
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The irritating whistling at the Newcastle v Wigan game.
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #10338 on: Monday, December 3, 2012, 20:56:03 » |
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I have kind regards at the start of my signature, so never have to sign off. Winning at life
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Things get better but they never get good
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pauld
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Absolute Calamity!
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« Reply #10339 on: Monday, December 3, 2012, 22:10:30 » |
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I use "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on". I find that covers most eventualities and is pleasantly informal
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Bob's Orange
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« Reply #10340 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 10:42:43 » |
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Willy Moon.
Caught some backdated Jools Holland and this guy was on it. Did he win X Factor or something?
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we've been to Aberdeen, we hate the Hibs, they make us spew up, so make some noise,
the gorgie boys, for Hearts in Europe.
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Nemo
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« Reply #10341 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 10:44:44 » |
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No, he was on an iPod advert.
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Matchworn Shirts
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« Reply #10342 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 16:57:23 » |
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finding out a colleague I do not like will be in Munich this weekend, as will I. Oh and he will be attending the music concert I am going to.
Anybody want to guess how many times we will bump into each other over the 3 days ?
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #10343 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 17:37:43 » |
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finding out a colleague I do not like will be in Munich this weekend, as will I. Oh and he will be attending the music concert I am going to.
Anybody want to guess how many times we will bump into each other over the 3 days ?
Where will your boss be? At home with the wife?  |
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Chubbs
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« Reply #10344 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 19:14:43 » |
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How things seem to break at the wrong time, Car is playing up as is my boiler. Only a matter of time before they go pop.
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Flashheart
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« Reply #10345 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 19:38:05 » |
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When you throw up and it comes out of your nose. It takes ages to clear it out.
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #10346 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 19:55:11 » |
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How did you manage that!? That's never happened to me.
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Coca Fola
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« Reply #10347 on: Tuesday, December 4, 2012, 23:23:31 » |
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Quality Street. It should be called Toffee Street, half of the chocolates are toffees, cunts. Toffee finger, toffee penny, toffee deluxe... You can put make up on a pig but it's still a pig.
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Freddies Ferret
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« Reply #10348 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 06:22:50 » |
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When you throw up and it comes out of your nose. It takes ages to clear it out.
I did that once and it burnt my top lip and made me look like hitler |
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wiggy
Whippet fancying, T-shirt flogging cunt
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Whippet Fancier
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« Reply #10349 on: Wednesday, December 5, 2012, 08:55:50 » |
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When you throw up and it comes out of your nose. It takes ages to clear it out.
Nothing worse than a bit of carrot stock in your nostril! |
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Thank [insert deity of choice] for beer and peanuts
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