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« Reply #10245 on: Tuesday, November 27, 2012, 19:12:28 »

The text message started out positively regarding the performence, but then the Radio Swindon presenter suddenly hesitated part way through as if what followed wasn't suitable for broadcast. The broadcast team on the station clearly don't read the messages in advance, they just air them straight off.

Makes me wonder if we all text in going 'Chris Wise is a crap commentator' they'll end up reading one out, even if it is just in part...
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« Reply #10246 on: Wednesday, November 28, 2012, 13:40:39 »

The impatient cunt in a Range Rover who decided to proceed, at speed, when I had two feet on a zebra crossing. He saw me and my intention from a good 100 yards away too.
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« Reply #10247 on: Wednesday, November 28, 2012, 16:20:25 »

The impatient cunt in a Range Rover who decided to proceed, at speed, when I had two feet on a zebra crossing. He saw me and my intention from a good 100 yards away too.

Happens to me in London all the time. It's normally a rich cunt in an unnecessary 4x4 or a Toyota Avensis. Some wanker did it once and just so happened that a police car had stopped to let me cross on the other side of the road. Cue a U-turn and some delicious justice.
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« Reply #10248 on: Wednesday, November 28, 2012, 18:15:32 »

3 pieces of coursework due on Friday. Only totals 3500 words but still annoying none the less.

1 map review (Yugoslav Ethnic Map 1981), 1 document commentary (Dayton Agreement) and a book review (yet to decide)
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« Reply #10249 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 11:04:56 »

Trimming and grooming of the lunchbox area

I can’t be bothered with this male grooming malarkey but the ‘er indoors is threatening to not the visit the area unless I do some gardening.  It’s safe to say she doesn’t exactly visit all that often but I’m going to have to take the threat seriously even if it is all bollocks, so to speak.
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« Reply #10250 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 11:21:43 »

 Huh?

You going for the "last turkey in the shop window" look?  Cheesy
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« Reply #10251 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 12:42:56 »

Trimming and grooming of the lunchbox area

I can’t be bothered with this male grooming malarkey but the ‘er indoors is threatening to not the visit the area unless I do some gardening.  It’s safe to say she doesn’t exactly visit all that often but I’m going to have to take the threat seriously even if it is all bollocks, so to speak.

Manscaping is the new in thing now.do it about once a month & it is easy to keep under control it is the first time that is the worst.
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« Reply #10252 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 12:50:48 »

Friction?
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« Reply #10253 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 13:20:55 »

Client: We have a great blog and would like to give you the opportunity to contribute to it.
Me: OK, What do you pay?
Client: Pay?
Me: How much will you pay me per blog?
Client: We won't pay you. We are giving you an opportunity to contribute.
Me: Goodbye
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« Reply #10254 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 13:54:57 »

They're not really a client then are they?
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« Reply #10255 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 14:01:50 »

Client: We have a great blog and would like to give you the opportunity to contribute to it.
Me: OK, What do you pay?
Client: Pay?
Me: How much will you pay me per blog?
Client: We won't pay you. We are giving you an opportunity to contribute.
Me: Goodbye

'I would like to give you the opportunity to go **** yourselves, you tight bastards.'
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« Reply #10256 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 14:09:12 »

'I would like to give you the opportunity to go **** yourselves, you tight bastards.'

Indeed.

The thing is, it is far from an isolated case. Just a couple of weeks ago I was told I was being selfish and greedy for refusing to work for $1.50/hour. I said I want $20/hour and they tried to negotiate by offering $2.50/hour.

I countered their negotiation attempt by asking for $25/hour  Grin
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« Reply #10257 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 14:24:24 »

Indeed.

The thing is, it is far from an isolated case. Just a couple of weeks ago I was told I was being selfish and greedy for refusing to work for $1.50/hour. I said I want $20/hour and they tried to negotiate by offering $2.50/hour.

I countered their negotiation attempt by asking for $25/hour  Grin


Bhats not good enough!?
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« Reply #10258 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 18:17:58 »

Low sugar low salt Heinz baked beans...won't be buying them again
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« Reply #10259 on: Thursday, November 29, 2012, 19:07:48 »

Trimming and grooming of the lunchbox area

I can’t be bothered with this male grooming malarkey but the ‘er indoors is threatening to not the visit the area unless I do some gardening.  It’s safe to say she doesn’t exactly visit all that often but I’m going to have to take the threat seriously even if it is all bollocks, so to speak.

Are you serious. i haven't seen mine in ages, fuck knows whats growing down there.
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