Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[pauld]

I think sucking milk from the keyboard is worse, have you ever shook your keyboard upside down? A lovely collection of hairs, crumbs and god knows what falls out.

Maybe Barry keeps his keyboard well-groomed in preparation for just such an event. I once spilled a glass of Wild Turkey in a keyboard which no amount of drying out could save. True story.

[Barry Scott]

I say keyboard, it's actually a laptop, so immediately less prone to collecting shit I'd like to think. It's also the only thing I own, apart from my records, that I take any care of - so it's always very clean.

I did question what I might have sucked up after, but as it's working fine, I'm convinced surface tension prevented any liquid actually penetrating anything.

[Coca Fola]

is there a hilarious story about why you're banned from halls?

Long story, wasn't just one thing, more a culmination of things.

[herthab]

Why is the current bad weather in The US being broadcast so fucking much? It wasn't televised so extensively when it was pounding places like Haiti. And why has it been renamed as 'Super Storm Sandy?'
There's even Red Cross appeals on Facebook!

[tans]

Why is the current bad weather in The US being broadcast so fucking much? It wasn't televised so extensively when it was pounding places like Haiti. And why has it been renamed as 'Super Storm Sandy?'
There's even Red Cross appeals on Facebook!

Thank fuck im not the only person thinking this

[janaage]

Why is the current bad weather in The US being broadcast so fucking much? It wasn't televised so extensively when it was pounding places like Haiti.

There's even Red Cross appeals on Facebook!

Because a hell of a lot of people have been to New York, know a lot about New York and for some reason feel they have some kind of connection with the US.

I know no one with a connection or interest in Haiti.

The Red Cross appeal can do one though.


My problem with Hurricane Sandy is that whenever I read anything about it I read it as 'Hurricane Samdy'. And that does my head in, a lot.

[Samdy Gray]

Nice to know I'm always in your thoughts

[janaage]

It's a horrible state to get yourself in.

[Barry Scott]

Fancying some food, but not being bothered to cook I went to order from Just Eat and get Sushi from UK Sushi. I've eaten from there many times before, but I think I've only just realised it's £14 minimum and £2.60 delivery. Fuck that. I'm trying Tricolore Ristorante instead.

[Sippo]

Watch out a 'frankenstorm' is coming...

[axs]

I know no one with a connection or interest in Haiti.

You've forgotten lescinel jean Francois already? Shame on you.

[chalkies_shorts]

You're just about to join a motorway and there's a nice little gap, the car already on the motorway is giving you room to join and some cunt behind you overtakes you just as you're about to join leaving you to go on the hard shoulder and them totally fucking oblivious to what they've done.
Also fucking retards who let their kids take scooters or mini baskets into shops. Its bad en ough that you've got fucking arseholes blocking an empty isle with their trolley at 90 degrees.
And lastly, when you've got a massive fucking space around you, why do gormless cunts wlak as close to you as possible so as when you move you smack inot them..and then the clueless fuckers want an apology. They can kiss my fucking ringpiece.

[donkey]

You've forgotten lescinel jean Francois already? Shame on you.

And Live and Let Die is a top Bond film.

[donkey]

You're just about to join a motorway and there's a nice little gap, the car already on the motorway is giving you room to join and some cunt behind you overtakes you just as you're about to join leaving you to go on the hard shoulder and them totally fucking oblivious to what they've done.
Also fucking retards who let their kids take scooters or mini baskets into shops. Its bad en ough that you've got fucking arseholes blocking an empty isle with their trolley at 90 degrees.
And lastly, when you've got a massive fucking space around you, why do gormless cunts wlak as close to you as possible so as when you move you smack inot them..and then the clueless fuckers want an apology. They can kiss my fucking ringpiece.

Agree with all of that, chalkies.  Although I draw the line at your last sentence.

[Notts red]

That reminds me of when people stand so close behind you when your queuing you can hear them breathing, what's the point,  there's only two of us in the queue and I don't keep a wallet in my back pocket so back off !