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« Reply #9210 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 16:34:41 »

Spill the beans then, tell us the story. Then we can judge if she really is a nutjob.

Met in the SU, went back to what I assumed was her room, sat down and she tells me she's gonna make a call and leaves the room. About 2 mins later I'm sat thinking "What the fuck am I doing" and she's nowhere to be seen. Doorbell goes and a bloke sticks his head round the door asking what the hell i'm doing in "Sam's" room. I came back with a girl called Lauren....


Couple of mins past a different bloke comes in & says "Sam's a fucking mentalist, i'd get the fuck out of her room if I were you."

I then leave, find the girl i was with passed out on her sofa, come home and make a MDT on here...
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« Reply #9211 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 16:44:13 »

Well that was a let down
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« Reply #9212 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 16:46:05 »

I may have over sold it to be fair, Though it's better when told in person.

At the time she seems like a nutjob.
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« Reply #9213 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 22:02:22 »

My iPhone headphones are fucked.

Least they waited until after the game I guess.
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« Reply #9214 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 22:10:39 »

Well at least it was a successful MDT, now you just have to go home with her the night before a game then start the MDT.
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« Reply #9215 on: Tuesday, September 18, 2012, 22:13:41 »

I'm hoping to never have to see her again. Smiley
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« Reply #9216 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 08:12:58 »

The one eyed headcase who shot those 2 coppers was on bail.

If he was about to become one of Britains most wanted men, how the fuck does he end up bailed?

Mental.
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« Reply #9217 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 08:58:50 »

The Valleys.

Yet more reality shite about some fuckwits getting drunk.
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« Reply #9218 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 09:05:11 »

The one eyed headcase who shot those 2 coppers was on bail.

If he was about to become one of Britains most wanted men, how the fuck does he end up bailed?

Mental.

The Police didn't have enough evidence to charge him at the time, so had no choice.
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« Reply #9219 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 09:06:14 »

The kittens deciding to chew up a set of headphones that were only bought on Saturday.
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« Reply #9220 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 09:09:22 »

The kittens deciding to chew up a set of headphones that were only bought on Saturday.

This is why all cats should be drowned, in a bag, in a river. Pets of Satan
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« Reply #9221 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 12:43:19 »

My iPhone headphones are fucked.

Least they waited until after the game I guess.

This is a positive, as it incentivises you to get decent ones.

The Valleys.

Yet more reality shite about some fuckwits getting drunk.

As someone who went to Swansea University and had to put up with Valley-ites regularly, I would just like to add that it'll be about FAT UGLY INBRED fuckwits WHO JUST WANT TO FIGHT AND SLAP PEOPLE getting drunk.

This is why all cats should be drowned, in a bag, in a river. Pets of Satan

This, this, every time this. Hateful little shits.

My laptop deciding it will sulk and restart itself every time I leave it alone for more than ten minutes. Same laptop'spower adaptor is currently held together with tape and hope, has a shot battery, overheats like a fat bloke in a Parka the Sahara, and has a DVD drive that works only when it wants to with for no discernible reason. I want to put it out of its misery and get a new one but it's been my faithful companion for many years and would be like shooting your favourite dog in the face. Also I have no money.
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« Reply #9222 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 13:10:32 »

Owning 3 pairs of pliers and not being able to find any of them.
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« Reply #9223 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 15:31:54 »

The one eyed headcase who shot those 2 coppers was on bail.

If he was about to become one of Britains most wanted men, how the fuck does he end up bailed?

Mental.

Saw this....shocking.
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« Reply #9224 on: Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 17:30:46 »

No more highlights on the Beeb
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