Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[joteddyred]

The parents on 999 what's your emergency.

Disgraceful.

The mothers of the fat kid Logan and the shrieking girl, an example of parenting at its best.   What an absolute pair of vile chavs.

Edit:  It gets worse, the drunk parents who lost their twin daughters and the little boy found wandering on his own, who hadn't been missed?

This programme isn't doing Blackpool any favours.

[SuggWillSugg MBE]

Girls that are fucking nutjobs.


Happy enough in that tonight has geven me a brilliant story, but also has ended up with me in my own bed alone because she happened to be a mentalist.

[Leggett]

Cyclists who seem to think they own the road. Big wide road, cars parked on my side, so I drive around them. Big gap between me and the offside pavement, but the cyclist coming the other way (who I didn't drive past until I was clear of the parked cars and moving back into my own side of the road) starts waving his arms at me, whilst he rides a good 3 or 4 feet away from his curb. Twat. I pay road tax to drive my car, he pays fuck all for his bicycle, therefore he can get fucked.

[WR5]

Cyclists who seem to think they own the road. Big wide road, cars parked on my side, so I drive around them. Big gap between me and the offside pavement, but the cyclist coming the other way (who I didn't drive past until I was clear of the parked cars and moving back into my own side of the road) starts waving his arms at me, whilst he rides a good 3 or 4 feet away from his curb. Twat. I pay road tax to drive my car, he pays fuck all for his bicycle, therefore he can get fucked.

You don't pay road tax you pay VED and he probably pays other taxes that help maintain the roads

[4D]

The twat in the blue van who passed a comment to me in Chippenham the other day, you were supposed to give way to me, you sponge!

[ghanimah]

Cyclists who seem to think they own the road. Big wide road, cars parked on my side, so I drive around them. Big gap between me and the offside pavement, but the cyclist coming the other way (who I didn't drive past until I was clear of the parked cars and moving back into my own side of the road) starts waving his arms at me, whilst he rides a good 3 or 4 feet away from his curb. Twat. I pay road tax to drive my car, he pays fuck all for his bicycle, therefore he can get fucked.

Cyclists who still use the road when there is a very good designated cycle path right next to them on the pavement. And since the Olympics there seems to be far more of them about...

[4D]

The car I was behind in RWB, on Saturday, that took longer to turn than an aircraft carrier! Had STFC stickers in the back window - anyone on here? 

[pauld]

Cyclists who still use the road when there is a very good designated cycle path right next to them on the pavement. And since the Olympics there seems to be far more of them about...

Joggers who use the road I'm trying to drive along when there's a bloody pavement right next to them. And then look astonished that I'm sat behind them waiting to get past them and the line of hospital staff cars who use our road as an overflow car park so reducing it to a single-track road which the stupid mary with the fat arse in the ill-fitting tracksuit is now blocking. I think it might be more than "mildly" actually

[DMR]

Cyclists who still use the road when there is a very good designated cycle path right next to them on the pavement. And since the Olympics there seems to be far more of them about...

Very good point. It seems like half of fucking Swindon think they're Mark cunting Cavendish at the moment.

[Ginginho]

There were a couple of blokes cycling side by side down Dorcan Way the other day and a queue of traffic behind them. As I finally went past them I shouted out the window "PAIR OF FUCKING WANKERS!".
It made me feel better anyway.

I cycle most days to work and use cycle paths where I can, but for two cycling side-by-side on the road? There's no need.

[jutty274]

Girls that are fucking nutjobs.


Happy enough in that tonight has geven me a brilliant story, but also has ended up with me in my own bed alone because she happened to be a mentalist.

Spill the beans then, tell us the story. Then we can judge if she really is a nutjob.

[Samdy Gray]

A lot of anger against cyclists on here today.

You know what grinds my gears? Drivers who overtake cyclists without any care for oncoming traffic, causing them (me) to swerve left to avoid said dickhead who can't wait for a clear opportunity to overtake. This is a regular occurance on my commute.

[otanswell]

It really is a glorious drug, definitely in my top 5. Although when mixed with cocaine and ketamine it can get the old ticker beating at a worrying speed.

Yep thought I was having a heart attack at one point when I tried this combo

I'm never 'just' pissed I'd honestly recommend it to anyone. It makes even the quietest girl into a raving sex monster.

Agreed, I saw my ex in a whole new light

[Flashheart]

My misses is not allowed Ketamine.

She has has it a couple of times and parts of her body freeze up, especially the hands which she can't move at all. Her facial expression became stuck once. Scared the shit out of me yet she found it hilarious.

[Honkytonk]

Our new neighbours complaining directly to building management (repeatedly) about us being too loud/putting lights on our balcony, instead of having the balls to come and talk to us about it so we could sort it out.

Whenever they actually complained is unknown, because the management told our landlord on the 6th that we'd had 4 complaints, and we got told today by our agent (we have no direct contact with our landlord- does everything through the agent). Because of this we also don't know if it's one grumpy cunt or several people.

It's not like we've set up a fucking disco or anything.

(Also tempted to slip half a blue pill into my missus' food after the rave reviews here.)