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« Reply #9150 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 20:28:44 » |
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My man parts failing me last night due to significant alcohol intake.
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« Reply #9151 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:09:46 » |
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Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch.
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« Reply #9152 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:32:00 » |
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+2.
I just dont understand.
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« Reply #9153 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:33:55 » |
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+3. All period dramas are fucking shit!
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« Reply #9154 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:34:36 » |
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My man parts failing me last night due to significant alcohol intake.
Mine have never given up owing to too much alcohol. I once failed because the lady I was with would only make love if her red setter was in the bedroom. very difficult to concentrate with a dog's nose up your ass mid-shag. |
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« Reply #9155 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:37:46 » |
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Mine have never given up owing to too much alcohol. I once failed because the lady I was with would only make love if her red setter was in the bedroom. very difficult to concentrate with a dog's nose up your ass mid-shag.
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« Reply #9156 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:38:19 » |
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Mine have never given up owing to too much alcohol. I once failed because the lady I was with would only make love if her red setter was in the bedroom. very difficult to concentrate with a dog's nose up your ass mid-shag.
I had about 12/13 pints yesterday/this morning. Been in bed all day sleeping it off. |
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« Reply #9157 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:38:33 » |
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« Reply #9158 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 21:41:23 » |
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Probably another bloke in a doggie costume Nope, the dog was real. She was really cute and I persevered with trying to shag her over the course of a few weeks, and soon got used to the red setter. |
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« Reply #9159 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 22:17:47 » |
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I had about 12/13 pints yesterday/this morning. Been in bed all day sleeping it off.
Fucking poofter - man the fuck up |
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« Reply #9160 on: Sunday, September 16, 2012, 22:42:45 » |
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8 hours sleep in 2 days makes you tired.  |
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« Reply #9161 on: Monday, September 17, 2012, 08:50:51 » |
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Having a massive argument last night with the missus about, I shit you not, an episode of Mythbusters.
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« Reply #9162 on: Monday, September 17, 2012, 09:08:55 » |
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Just watching the football league show - first game on is Cardiff at home to Leeds, Cardiff in red (which is still fucking weird) but the score display in the top corner still said 'CAR' in white letters with a blue background....
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« Reply #9163 on: Monday, September 17, 2012, 10:06:36 » |
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My trainers cushioning at the heel wearing away to the canvas this ripping my heel to shreds.
Tried to stick a plaster over the hole but no help at all. Any suggestions bar buy new trainers?!
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« Reply #9164 on: Monday, September 17, 2012, 10:13:40 » |
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In sole
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