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DMR

« Reply #9090 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 12:57:47 »

Old people walking around town randomly farting, either unaware that they are doing it or they can't hear what we can

They could be aware of it, and hear it, but just not give a monkeys? I am guilty of this on the odd occassion.
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« Reply #9091 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 14:12:31 »

Coming on TEF and there isnt a thread about one of the single biggest football related miscarriages of justice. South yorks police should hang their fucking heads in shame.
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« Reply #9092 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 14:19:59 »

Coming on TEF and there isnt a thread about one of the single biggest football related miscarriages of justice. South yorks police should hang their fucking heads in shame.

Well start one then.
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« Reply #9093 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 14:21:17 »

i was going to, but it annoyed me that on a fucking football forum no one had!
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« Reply #9094 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 22:34:41 »

i was going to, but it annoyed me that on a fucking football forum no one had!

The forum is pretty quiet these days, most of the new threads seem to be retards asking how they should comb their hair or the such.
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« Reply #9095 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 10:54:29 »

There were people all over Oslo today collecting money for various charities. I didnt see a single person give any money.

Surely most of us already choose the causes we want to support and give them money through other means?

Anyway, I don't really understand why you still get people 'shaking buckets' at people who are trying to catch a train, get to work or whatever when all of these charities have massive online/TV/radio/newspaper campaigns and adverts. They can't collect that much on the streets surely?
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« Reply #9096 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 12:58:19 »

My wife's employer (my ex-employer) phoning her up whilst on maternity leave to ask if she fancies coming in for a few hours because they've got backlogs. Jokers.
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« Reply #9097 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 13:02:01 »

My wife's employer (my ex-employer) phoning her up whilst on maternity leave to ask if she fancies coming in for a few hours because they've got backlogs. Jokers.

Surely thats illegal, or against human rights or something isn't it?
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« Reply #9098 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 13:05:15 »

They're allowed 10 'keep in touch days' which I understand are meant for more of a catch-up, whereas these wankers see it as an opportune way to get some more work completed for no cost to them (she's on SMP).
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« Reply #9099 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 13:38:55 »

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/9925616.Shock_as_drivers__take_to_pavement_to_avoid_roadworks/

I hope these people get points on their licenses and fined.
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« Reply #9100 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 13:45:24 »

Surely thats illegal, or against human rights or something isn't it?

I do believe you have mistaken "ask if she fancies coming in" for "telling her she MUST come in"
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« Reply #9101 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 14:13:29 »

They're allowed 10 'keep in touch days' which I understand are meant for more of a catch-up, whereas these wankers see it as an opportune way to get some more work completed for no cost to them (she's on SMP).
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My company pays KIT days - I thought this was a requirement ?
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« Reply #9102 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 14:30:03 »

I do believe you have mistaken "ask if she fancies coming in" for "telling her she MUST come in"

Probably.

I hope your missus told them "do you fancy getting to fuck" when she replied Samdy?
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« Reply #9103 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 15:30:59 »

I went and watched Jim Jefferies last night and there was a bloke a few rows in front who clapped constantly, whoopped and whistled like he was pretending to be a yank and laughed when the punch line was yet to be reached. He was annoying as fuck.

More annoying though was some absolute shit cunt, twenty something, cooler than thou lad, who seemed to think he was the main act and could heckle for England. If he wasn't whooping on his own, he was shouting out comments constantly. I swear someone was going to knock him out, but unfortunately no one did.

JJ at one point was so annoyed by the twat he let the bloke shout out whatever it was he was trying to shout. I couldn't even work out what he was saying from 3 rows away, so JJ couldn't hear and made him repeat it twice, each time with total deathly silence from the crowd. JJ didn't put him down, just told him his jokes were funnier and he should shut the fuck up, which was greeted by much applause. The cunt still carried on for the whole show.

The support act, Jason John Whitehead, was fucking brilliant as well.
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« Reply #9104 on: Thursday, September 13, 2012, 21:37:31 »

The four pissed up pricks ....two couples who turned up to the seats at lady gaga and pissed everybody off.

I had my 11 year old daughter with me.....nearly bit my lips in to pieces.

Badly brought up selfish fucks.
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