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« Reply #9075 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 10:56:05 »

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Maybe its the colder temperature at night killing the battery. That's when car battery seems to go.
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Don't say that or else Mrs B will want the heating on. Annoying thing is it is mains powered with battery back up the the battery is dead so the unit just beeps continuously.
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« Reply #9076 on: Tuesday, September 11, 2012, 12:49:20 »

Annoying thing is it is mains powered with battery back up the the battery is dead so the unit just beeps continuously.

Ha, it's a bit more than just mildly annoying
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« Reply #9077 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 09:39:12 »

The stupid woman that sits opposite me at work. Lovely woman but boy her and her family are a pain in the arse.

Her daughters are studying degrees at Berlin University but seemingly they can't do anything for themselves. I have to listen to the most banal conversations about what they have to do in order to make lunch etc. Obviously I can only listen to half the conversation but one day one of the answers she gave was 'have you tried the fridge'? God only knows what the stupid arseholes were looking for!
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« Reply #9078 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 09:42:41 »

In my university days mobile telephones, iPods, clothing, car keys, textbooks were a regular fridge find after an evening on the sherberts.
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« Reply #9079 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 09:43:37 »

The stupid woman that sits opposite me at work. Lovely woman but boy her and her family are a pain in the arse.

Her daughters are studying degrees at Berlin University but seemingly they can't do anything for themselves. I have to listen to the most banal conversations about what they have to do in order to make lunch etc. Obviously I can only listen to half the conversation but one day one of the answers she gave was 'have you tried the fridge'? God only knows what the stupid arseholes were looking for!

They were looking their passports.
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« Reply #9080 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 09:49:01 »

In my university days mobile telephones, iPods, clothing, car keys, textbooks were a regular fridge find after an evening on the sherberts.

That's still the case for me now, I often find my wallet in there.
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« Reply #9081 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 09:53:51 »

In my university days mobile telephones, iPods, clothing, car keys, textbooks were a regular fridge find after an evening on the sherberts.

Pretty sure these girls are the most boring students ever. They don't even drink!
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« Reply #9082 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 10:23:02 »

Another time her dimwitted husband had lost his glasses. She spent 10 minutes frantically checking her handbag and then after sitting staring into space for another 10 minutes called him up after having a lightbulb moment -

'Have you checked inside your umbrella'? God only knows what she was thinking. I suppose technically the glasses could have fallen off of his face as he was unfolding his umbrella, but Jesus Christ alive!
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« Reply #9083 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 11:03:09 »

Those pictures on facebook that show some animal (not just animal cruelty but all the other ones as well) cruelty/neglect saying scroll past if you're heartless or 'like' if you're against it (or something to that extent). People don't realise the world doesn't work like that, if you want to stop animal cruelty/neglect then get off your backside log off facebook and physcially do something about it. It won't magically stop just because you've clicked a button.
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« Reply #9084 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 11:09:25 »

Those pictures on facebook that show some animal (not just animal cruelty but all the other ones as well) cruelty/neglect saying scroll past if you're heartless or 'like' if you're against it (or something to that extent). People don't realise the world doesn't work like that, if you want to stop animal cruelty/neglect then get off your backside log off facebook and physcially do something about it. It won't magically stop just because you've clicked a button.

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« Reply #9085 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 11:10:45 »

[url width=467 height=700]http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/funny-facebook-fails-you-didnt-like-it-you-monster2.jpg[/url]

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« Reply #9086 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 11:46:48 »

Pretty sure these girls are the most boring students ever. They don't even drink!
That's what they tell their mum, i bet they get shitfaced at night & then get gang banged by anyone they meet.
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« Reply #9087 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 12:23:29 »

Old people walking around town randomly farting, either unaware that they are doing it or they can't hear what we can
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« Reply #9088 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 12:24:48 »

Old people walking around town randomly farting, either unaware that they ae doing it or they can't hear what we can

That's the kind of thing I'm looking forward to when I get old(er)
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« Reply #9089 on: Wednesday, September 12, 2012, 12:47:36 »

That's the kind of thing I'm looking forward to when I get old(er)

I'm just going to go shopping at lunctime when everyone at work just want a quick sandwhich, followed by slow drivng in a massive car that I can't park
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