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« Reply #8925 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 19:54:54 »

People kicking the back of your seat in the cinema and adding to the misery by eating noisy food.

At least you can have a word. You can't do that with chewing gum mofos.
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« Reply #8926 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 19:55:58 »

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People kicking the back of your seat in the cinema and adding to the misery by eating noisy food.
Last summer on a flight to Spain the knob head sat behind me kept digging his knees or feet into my back. I waited till he had ordered and poured a drink before I pretty much threw myself backwards into my seat, I think his first words were " FFS " and the second " excuse me can I have another G&T "
Edit. I had already asked him politely before he lost his drink.
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Dozno9

« Reply #8927 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 20:19:02 »

were you on your phone, i kicked the back of some douches chair because he was on his phone and his screen was so bright it was annoying me.

Nope, was not me.
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« Reply #8928 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 21:00:24 »

The bristles coming out my toothbrush. Nearly swallowed half of them. Guess I better buy a new one.
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« Reply #8929 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 21:09:25 »

Relentless pissing rain  Angry
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« Reply #8930 on: Monday, August 27, 2012, 22:41:15 »

I'm sending packets by pigeon currently.

You may have said that for a laugh but...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
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« Reply #8931 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 08:05:33 »

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sounds painful, best get yourself to the doctor
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« Reply #8932 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 14:31:54 »

sounds painful, best get yourself to the doctor
Smiley, It's been fine today so Ive cancelled the my docs appointment.
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« Reply #8933 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 16:06:08 »

She's come into work a few times, I didn't know she was in charge if so I'd have offered her some free bath bombs in return for tickets...

Not sure if she'll be in charge for much longer.  I sent the club an e-mail complaining about the whole incident and they've taken it very seriously due to their pride in customer service and family orientation!  I've been contacted by Mark Isaacs asking for descriptions of the stewards involved, so he can fully investigate.  I'm not sure how to describe a fat dwarf like woman with facial hair politely?!!  Cheesy
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« Reply #8934 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 16:32:37 »

I'm not sure how to describe a fat dwarf like woman with facial hair politely?!!  Cheesy

It has to be said, she's on the turnstile I use as well as having seen her at work. there is no other way to describe her!
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« Reply #8935 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 16:40:58 »

It has to be said, she's on the turnstile I use as well as having seen her at work. there is no other way to describe her!

I described her as very short and on the large side with short dark side.  I decided to omit the facial hair, but I'm sure he'll know who it is!
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« Reply #8936 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 17:01:24 »

A quick question, I got in the ground earlier than usual on Sat and saw the ref and linos warming up, which for the lino involved him running along the touchline simulating play, which is sensible, but why do they have to do it on the bit of grass that is already starting to cut up in August, why couldn't he stand five yards inside the line to practice.

Also why do they not swop sides so that occasionally they use the other two sides.  I know there are experts out there who can explain this trivial point

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« Reply #8937 on: Tuesday, August 28, 2012, 18:24:13 »

You get the odd linesman, who in Winter just runs up and down on the fucking pitch instead of a yard back from the worn bit.
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« Reply #8938 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2012, 16:12:35 »

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« Reply #8939 on: Wednesday, August 29, 2012, 18:31:09 »

the hatred people have for gulls
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