Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[jonny72]

People that post pictures of what they're about to eat on Facebook.

Why do they think anyone would be in the slightest bit interested in their dietary habits, especially when it is a pre-packed sandwich bought at a supermarket?

[wiggy]

Doing the Christmas food shopping today and not being able to get ahead of a family of fat, ugly thick twats. At the end of each aisle they would stop to have a row about the priorities of their own shopping:

"Will four jars of pickled onions be enough or do we need five?"

"That tray of 70 cocktail sausages won't go very far, best get 140"

"We'll need a tube of pringles each for Christmas afternoon, and some more for the buffet tea"

and the clincher

"hey love, how many of these big tins of quality street do we need?", answered with "Just 2 coz we already have 2 at home"

[Notts red]

Wiggy, that's quality, no pun intended ! I feel I have to ram the trollies of people like that followed by a sarcastic SORRY. Hate when people abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle and then fuck off getting arms full of stuff to then bring back ?
Amusing watching them trying to find their trolley I have moved about three aisles away though.

[Sippo]

I've done so well to put it off for 31 years, but today I have to visit the scum bag place down the a420 to meet a family member.

[Ginginho]

Wiggy, that's quality, no pun intended ! I feel I have to ram the trollies of people like that followed by a sarcastic SORRY. Hate when people abandon their trolley in the middle of an aisle and then fuck off getting arms full of stuff to then bring back ?
Amusing watching them trying to find their trolley I have moved about three aisles away though.

I saw my brother in a supermarket a few months ago, he left his trolley and wandered off to get some bits.
I put about 15-20 cans of condensed milk in his trolley (purely because it was the closest thing that I could grab), only for some big woman to grab the trolley and proceed with her shopping. I wonder if she realised before she got to the checkout.

Another time I was walking round the Co-op with a basket and a mate from work was with me.
It wasn't until I got to the checkout that I realised he had snuck an "Anthony from Big Brother workout DVD" in my basket. Bastard.

[jutty274]

I had a similar thing about 6 months ago in Tesco's with the missus & kids but mine was with a Asian lady who wouldn't speak English. I was stood by the trolley waiting for the kids to bring something back when the asian lady started jabbering something at me in a foreign language, i told her i don't understand & to tell me in English after all we are in England, the security guard who was in the same isle had a go at me for racially abusing her. So i told the missus we were leaving, she said no put the full trolley load of shopping on the conveyor belt. So we put it on the belt & then told the security guard it was his problem now were going to asda. He then tried to stop us from leaving only for me to point out that i haven't done anything wrong so he had no right to stop from leaving & if he put his hand on me once more i would rip his arm off, walked around him & went to Asda.

[Bogus Dave]

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[jutty274]

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If that had a shaved head, that would have looked like me during movember.

[Chubbs]

I had a similar thing about 6 months ago in Tesco's with the missus & kids but mine was with a Asian lady who wouldn't speak English. I was stood by the trolley waiting for the kids to bring something back when the asian lady started jabbering something at me in a foreign language, i told her i don't understand & to tell me in English after all we are in England, the security guard who was in the same isle had a go at me for racially abusing her. So i told the missus we were leaving, she said no put the full trolley load of shopping on the conveyor belt. So we put it on the belt & then told the security guard it was his problem now were going to asda. He then tried to stop us from leaving only for me to point out that i haven't done anything wrong so he had no right to stop from leaving & if he put his hand on me once more i would rip his arm off, walked around him & went to Asda.

i thought there was going to be a twist, like, you mistakenly took her trolly or something. disappointing. :-)

[DMR]

I had a similar thing about 6 months ago in Tesco's with the missus & kids but mine was with a Asian lady who wouldn't speak English. I was stood by the trolley waiting for the kids to bring something back when the asian lady started jabbering something at me in a foreign language, i told her i don't understand & to tell me in English after all we are in England, the security guard who was in the same isle had a go at me for racially abusing her. So i told the missus we were leaving, she said no put the full trolley load of shopping on the conveyor belt. So we put it on the belt & then told the security guard it was his problem now were going to asda. He then tried to stop us from leaving only for me to point out that i haven't done anything wrong so he had no right to stop from leaving & if he put his hand on me once more i would rip his arm off, walked around him & went to Asda.

You and your missus sound like a couple of lairy pikey cunts.

Well done for making a huge scene and looking like a pillock in front of a shop full of people.

[Reg Smeeton]

You and your missus sound like a couple of lairy pikey cunts.

Well done for making a huge scene and looking like a pillock in front of a shop full of people.

TBF, DMR, judging by some of your tales, like emptying your rubbish into next door's garden, you're not exactly the right boy, to be passing judgement on other people's marks on the chavometer....

[Chubbs]

TBF, DMR, judging by some of your tales, like emptying your rubbish into next door's garden, you're not exactly the right boy, to be passing judgement on other people's marks on the chavometer....

THIS!

[DMR]

Ah very true Reg but the difference is I know my behaviour is yobbish and am not seeking a pat on the back for it. I am merely sharing my tales of frivolity for all to enjoy.

Nor does my antics involve making a huge scene in front of a shop full of people and my own kids.

But I digress. I think it should be clear by now I couldn't give a flying what an old cunt like you thinks

[Bob's Orange]

Me taking 2 and a half minutes to skip a Bon Jovi song on my Ipod.

[THE FLASH]

I had a similar thing about 6 months ago in Tesco's with the missus & kids but mine was with a Asian lady who wouldn't speak English. I was stood by the trolley waiting for the kids to bring something back when the asian lady started jabbering something at me in a foreign language, i told her i don't understand & to tell me in English after all we are in England, the security guard who was in the same isle had a go at me for racially abusing her. So i told the missus we were leaving, she said no put the full trolley load of shopping on the conveyor belt. So we put it on the belt & then told the security guard it was his problem now were going to asda. He then tried to stop us from leaving only for me to point out that i haven't done anything wrong so he had no right to stop from leaving & if he put his hand on me once more i would rip his arm off, walked around him & went to Asda.

you racist cunt!!