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« Reply #5655 on: Monday, December 19, 2011, 15:12:56 »

Ha i know the feeling.

A couple of years back i applied for a job as a firefighter at heathrow, i got a letter back saying i wasnt experienced enough after they hadny cv.

On my cv it said i had been a local authority firefighter for 8 years!

I think it's just pertemps being cunts.

On the link I followed it said to attach cv or to fill out this form with contact details and a few bits. I tried uploading the CV but it wouldn't work - their issue I believe so I took the other option and filled in one of their online forms.

They didn't get in touch and only emailed me to say that they hadn't had my CV and that I had been unsuccessful in my application.

Pah.
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« Reply #5656 on: Monday, December 19, 2011, 15:53:06 »

Ha i know the feeling.

A couple of years back i applied for a job as a firefighter at heathrow, i got a letter back saying i wasnt experienced enough after they hadny cv.

On my cv it said i had been a local authority firefighter for 8 years!

Yeah, you need at least nine years to be a firefighter at a major airport.
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« Reply #5657 on: Monday, December 19, 2011, 15:58:42 »

Maybe it was your spelling that let you down
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« Reply #5658 on: Monday, December 19, 2011, 16:00:47 »

Maybe it was your spelling that let you down

I don't know what you mean. Wink
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« Reply #5659 on: Monday, December 19, 2011, 17:12:45 »

Sir Richard Branson. After 3 cunting hours of interviews, a thanks but no thanks would have been nice. Maybe he's busy.
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« Reply #5660 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 09:48:50 »

£2.60 for the clear bags to put bottles in to be recycled. Fucking joke!
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« Reply #5661 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 09:55:17 »

Just buy some cheap clear bags from anywhere. They don't have to be the council ones.
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« Reply #5662 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 12:25:29 »

£2.60 for the clear bags to put bottles in to be recycled. Fucking joke!

Chuck em in the neighbours garden and it won't cost you a bean.

Did this once at Uni in a drunken tantrum and the next morning the fittest bird I have ever seen was out scooping them up in a flimsy t-shirt and her knicks.

A great day.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #5663 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 13:39:07 »

You can put them in white bin liners
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« Reply #5664 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 13:43:02 »

speaking on recycling, my, along with several neighbours, orange boxes have disapeared, the lids have been left.
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« Reply #5665 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 13:50:19 »

talking of recycling boxes, saw this a couple of years back..the bricks were made from snow compacted in the black boxes...good eh.

Wrong thread, but never mind.


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« Reply #5666 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 16:39:22 »

speaking on recycling, my, along with several neighbours, orange boxes have disapeared, the lids have been left.
some mong keeps filling my wheelie bins, i'm sure it's the same scumbag. let's set up a trap with added death
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« Reply #5667 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 18:35:42 »

Someone set fire to our recycling boxes around the time we moved in and the council refuse to send us new ones as we have had our allocation.

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« Reply #5668 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 19:15:57 »

Hee hee, refuse.
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« Reply #5669 on: Wednesday, December 21, 2011, 19:45:08 »

Hee hee, refuse.
that joke stinks mate
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