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The Artist Formerly Known as Audrey

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« Reply #35880 on: Friday, December 3, 2021, 16:08:35 »

No Barton.

Sporting glasses and a new moustache with a brown jacket over a black polo necked jumper.

Sounds a right nerd.
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« Reply #35881 on: Friday, December 3, 2021, 16:19:56 »

Was it a real moustache and glasses or ones out of a cheap fancy dress disguise kit. anyway brown jacket over black polo neck = twat
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« Reply #35882 on: Friday, December 3, 2021, 16:20:08 »

No Barton.

Sporting glasses and a new moustache with a brown jacket over a black polo necked jumper.

Sounds a right nerd.

Oh Barton always plays the intellectual card in court!
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« Reply #35883 on: Friday, December 3, 2021, 16:27:32 »

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« Reply #35884 on: Friday, December 3, 2021, 16:34:16 »

Why do journos reporting trials always describe what the defendant is wearing?

What’s the point in that.

Do they? I'm not sure I have ever read a reported trial that states attire.
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« Reply #35885 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 07:31:17 »

Had a strange start to Mrs Audrey’s birthday meal last night. When to a trendy bar for pre meal drinks. A very attractive young waitress took our orders and came back with the drinks on a tray.

I was sat at the table with my back to her as she passed the drinks round. I noticed she was struggling to actually put the drinks on our table when she proceeded to empty an entire cocktail over my head, down my back and into my lap. The poor girl was mortified and returned with some kitchen roll and started to clean me up! I was sticky as fuck and went to the loos to try and wash the stuff off.

After another few minutes she came back with some complimentary shots to apologise and, I kid you not, spilt that fucker over me as well. A whole glass of mastica. Unbelievable!

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« Reply #35886 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 07:52:34 »

Had a strange start to Mrs Audrey’s birthday meal last night. When to a trendy bar for pre meal drinks. A very attractive young waitress took our orders and came back with the drinks on a tray.

I was sat at the table with my back to her as she passed the drinks round. I noticed she was struggling to actually put the drinks on our table when she proceeded to empty an entire cocktail over my head, down my back and into my lap. The poor girl was mortified and returned with some kitchen roll and started to clean me up! I was sticky as fuck and went to the loos to try and wash the stuff off.

After another few minutes she came back with some complimentary shots to apologise and, I kid you not, spilt that fucker over me as well. A whole glass of mastica. Unbelievable!



Haha. Sorry Audrey but that's funny. Did you leave a tip?
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« Reply #35887 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 07:59:07 »

Funnily enough, I declined.
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« Reply #35888 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 19:23:38 »

Haha. Sorry Audrey but that's funny. Did you leave a tip?
Yeah, probably learn to carry the drinks without dropping them !!.
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« Reply #35889 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 19:29:35 »

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« Reply #35890 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 19:41:28 »

Yeah, probably learn to carry the drinks without dropping them !!.
She was wearing such a short and tight skirt I don’t think she could bend even a little bit to actually put the drinks on the table without her arse making an appearance for all to see. Name of the cocktail was an All Over, too!
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« Reply #35891 on: Sunday, December 5, 2021, 21:28:55 »

Sounds like my sort of a girl !!.
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« Reply #35892 on: Monday, December 6, 2021, 08:57:45 »

Some truck/van drivers. Manage to average about 35mph on an A road for 10 miles, but as soon as you reach a stretch of dual carriageway to pass them they manage to speed up to 70mph. This is not an articulated truck either. Deliberate and annoying.
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« Reply #35893 on: Monday, December 6, 2021, 09:05:58 »

She was wearing such a short and tight skirt I don’t think she could bend even a little bit to actually put the drinks on the table without her arse making an appearance for all to see. Name of the cocktail was an All Over, too!

So just to get this straight, there was a girl in a short and tight skirt leaning over you and the result was that you ended up sticky as fuck and had to leave the room to tidy yourself. Wink

Think we have worked it out now!   Cheesy
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« Reply #35894 on: Monday, December 6, 2021, 14:22:57 »

No Barton.

Sporting glasses and a new moustache with a brown jacket over a black polo necked jumper.

Sounds a right nerd.

Found not guilty, looks like the glasses worked.
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