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« Reply #33360 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 17:25:05 » |
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« Reply #33361 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 21:09:47 » |
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It's an easy move/trick to pull especially if you are one of or the top player at the club. Similar but not so dramatic things are happening with Aubameyang at Arsenal. I think he'll stay but again, it's so he can guarantee being top doggo and that everyone knows it. I like Aubameyang though, there doesn't seem to be any air of cuntyness around him and just seems to love his footy. The same way I would love playing footy with me mates, with a pine cone in the school playground...for some bizarre reason our Junior/Primary School wouldn't allow footballs or tennis balls on a "playground", so we improvised. Fuck 'em, vive la conéloution!
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #33362 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 22:54:06 » |
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Jarvis cocker upstaging Michael Jackson at the Brits😁
Why does it annoy you JQ? I thought it was ace at the time. Think that was the same year that Oasis and Blur decided to get a bit feisty and wasn't it also hosted by "Ginger Bollocks", which I'm sure Liam Gallagher called him on air. Another note, thought Cocker's performance of Sorted for E's & Wizz was pretty good that night. |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #33363 on: Monday, August 31, 2020, 23:45:28 » |
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It's an easy move/trick to pull especially if you are one of or the top player at the club. Similar but not so dramatic things are happening with Aubameyang at Arsenal. I think he'll stay but again, it's so he can guarantee being top doggo and that everyone knows it. I like Aubameyang though, there doesn't seem to be any air of cuntyness The around him and just seems to love his footy. The same way I would love playing footy with me mates, with a pine cone in the school playground...for some bizarre reason our Junior/Primary School wouldn't allow footballs or tennis balls on a "playground", so we improvised. Fuck 'em, vive la conéloution!
Good word, cuntyness. Probably not in the Official Scrabble Dictionary, but hey, what do they know? I’ve given some thought to some alternatives, and have come up with cuntosity, cuntaciousness, cuntiousness, and the only recently recognised medical condition cuntosis, which in its viral form can be cuntagious, especially on TEF. Cuntology is of course the scientific study of these conditions, and you without doubt are a leading cuntologist. Should you decide in the future to collect cunts you would become a cuntalogian. Remember - Keep Calm and Fuck Off! |
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« Reply #33364 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 08:49:29 » |
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The twat in the Suzuki Vitara at Junction 16 this morning, firstly undertaking everyone from Blagrove by driving in the M4 eastbound lane then cutting back into the Wroughton lane. Then indicating to go to RWB but going straight on to Wroughton, finally nearly having a head on with a van by turning into the garden centre. Do us a favour and stay at home. Prick.
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« Reply #33365 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 08:55:31 » |
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Why does it annoy you JQ? I thought it was ace at the time. Think that was the same year that Oasis and Blur decided to get a bit feisty and wasn't it also hosted by "Ginger Bollocks", which I'm sure Liam Gallagher called him on air.
Another note, thought Cocker's performance of Sorted for E's & Wizz was pretty good that night.
Bamboonoshop it was late and I put it in the wrong thread😁 Now there's honesty!! As you say it was a great time with the Blur & Oasis thing going on and Ginger Evans at the top of his game |
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« Reply #33366 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 10:48:13 » |
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That George (Grand Designs) bloke. I always feel like he's fighting his accent. Which is quite an irony considering he's an Architect too.
He is clueless, this was reinforced when I was listening to him giving planning 'advice' on a radio phone in and if the person he was 'advising' had followed his advice she would have immediately committed a criminal offence. |
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« Reply #33367 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 10:52:14 » |
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La Liga poking their beak in now, obviously shitting themselves about losing the leagues most prized asset
Don't think they are sticking their beak in, with the way buy out clauses are administered over there its La Liga who administer them through the registration process, hence Neymar rolling up at their offices with a big suitcase of middle eastern cash to get out of his Barcelona contract. I cannot see him going anywhere unless Citeh can come up with a very imaginative way round FFP rules (easy I know!), its just going to be way too blatant! |
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« Reply #33368 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 10:54:04 » |
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Don't think they are sticking their beak in, with the way buy out clauses are administered over there its La Liga who administer them through the registration process, hence Neymar rolling up at their offices with a big suitcase of middle eastern cash to get out of his Barcelona contract.
I cannot see him going anywhere unless Citeh can come up with a very imaginative way round FFP rules (easy I know!), its just going to be way too blatant!
I haven't read how long Messi has left on his contract? |
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« Reply #33369 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 10:57:49 » |
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I haven't read how long Messi has left on his contract?
Next summer innit? |
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« Reply #33370 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 10:58:59 » |
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Next summer innit?
If true then they may be better off taking whatever Man City, Juventus, PSG etc offer them |
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« Reply #33371 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 12:24:26 » |
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If true then they may be better off taking whatever Man City, Juventus, PSG etc offer them
I suspect that both sides actually want the opposite of their stated positions: i.e. that Messi actually would really quite like to stay at Barca, he just wants Bartomeo to leave and his coming out publicly is designed to help force that outcome (although I'm sure he is quite serious about wanting to leave as things stand); and that the Barca board would be quite happy to sell Messi, given the appalling state of Barca's finances and that they are personally liable for any deficit when their term comes to an end. |
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« Reply #33372 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 13:30:59 » |
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He is clueless, this was reinforced when I was listening to him giving planning 'advice' on a radio phone in and if the person he was 'advising' had followed his advice she would have immediately committed a criminal offence.
Most "TV Experts" are now chosen for being a better presenter than the knowledge they hold in a particular field. As they say..."Fake it til you make it." Although that may have been a quote when overhearing a girl I'd spent the previous night with, chatting to her mate. With George forced accent face, I'm not an Architect but I've always been concerned that his go to is to smash a wall out and think about it later. He talks so much about creating the illusion of more space yet that's not fucking difficult when he's just ripped out my gable end with no supports... "it's ooohkay, we'll häng a flooting mirrah arfterwaards from the RSJ we nöw had to install...providing mur naturaal light, even thoo it was tortally unnassessarry." In fact it just appears to be his gimmick and always gets awkwardly laughed off on any episodes that I somehow manage to drag myself through. I prefer Kevin McCloud. I know there were issues regarding his initial HAB project that was built in Swindon and I have no idea how it received a RIBA Award but his credentials are way beyond Clarke. Plus, he's called Kev so I'll take that  |
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'I'm gonna tell you the secret.
There's a threat, you end it and you don't feel ashamed about enjoying it.
You smell the gunpowder and you see the blood, you know what that means?
It means you're alive. You've won.
You take the heads so that you don't ever forget.'
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« Reply #33373 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 13:38:20 » |
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Most "TV Experts" are now chosen for being a better presenter than the knowledge they hold in a particular field. As they say..."Fake it til you make it." Although that may have been a quote when overhearing a girl I'd spent the previous night with, chatting to her mate. With George forced accent face, I'm not an Architect but I've always been concerned that his go to is to smash a wall out and think about it later. He talks so much about creating the illusion of more space yet that's not fucking difficult when he's just ripped out my gable end with no supports... "it's ooohkay, we'll häng a flooting mirrah arfterwaards from the RSJ we nöw had to install...providing mur naturaal light, even thoo it was tortally unnassessarry." In fact it just appears to be his gimmick and always gets awkwardly laughed off on any episodes that I somehow manage to drag myself through. I prefer Kevin McCloud. I know there were issues regarding his initial HAB project that was built in Swindon and I have no idea how it received a RIBA Award but his credentials are way beyond Clarke. Plus, he's called Kev so I'll take that Kevin McCloud for the design, Tommy Walsh to construct, Anna Ryder Richardson, Carol Smiley & Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen for the interior design, Alan Titchmarsh & Charlie Dimmock for the garden and Phil and Kirsty to sell😁 |
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« Reply #33374 on: Tuesday, September 1, 2020, 13:42:32 » |
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I prefer Kevin McCloud. I know there were issues regarding his initial HAB project that was built in Swindon
There still are. Struggling to avoid bankruptcy and has told all his crowdfunding investors (speculators?) not to expect their money back. They should probably have put their money in cryptocurrency instead  |
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