Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #3330 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 19:27:37 » |
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Me & my friend found a really nice pub a few weeks ago - it's choc full of chavs tonight & my friend is really late as per usual!
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #3331 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 19:42:19 » |
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They heard you were coming.
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« Reply #3332 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 19:43:22 » |
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Did you buy the Tango?
No I bought Pepsi instead. £2 for 8 cans on offer. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3333 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 19:46:04 » |
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They heard you were coming.
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« Reply #3334 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 20:20:59 » |
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People that wear hoodies/sweatshirts with the uni they went to on it.
Who cares, tosser.
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« Reply #3335 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 20:27:05 » |
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I resemble that suggestion.
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #3336 on: Thursday, June 9, 2011, 20:27:37 » |
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A facebook friend who. not only having found out the sex of their soon-to-be-born baby (and announcing it on fb as soon as it was known), have already named the baby before it is born and told everybody on facebook.
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Ardiles
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Stirlingshire Reds
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« Reply #3337 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 00:04:00 » |
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My train home this evening leaving Waterloo at 7.20pm and finally rolling in to Farnborough at 12.35am. 5¼ forking hours...and all because (apparently) a few bum-faced delinquents decided to pinch some copper cable from the trackside. Not happy.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #3338 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 07:15:02 » |
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Waking up not in Vegas (with the accompanying jet-laggy hangover)
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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We fucking love you Gumbo!
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« Reply #3339 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 10:32:06 » |
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sellotape that splits
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« Reply #3340 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 11:18:16 » |
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People who stick in the middle lane of the motorway....usually Nissans/Datsuns rammed full of people oblivious to anything going on around them  |
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« Reply #3341 on: Friday, June 10, 2011, 20:49:00 » |
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BBC.com blabbering on about China's G'zalinionaires
Just fuckoff, I want news. Not Vogue.
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Posh Red
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« Reply #3342 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 10:06:40 » |
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People who stick in the middle lane of the motorway....usually Audis/BMWs rammed full of people who think the rules don't apply to them You forgot these |
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« Reply #3343 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 10:28:41 » |
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People who stick in the middle lane of the motorway....usually Nissans/Datsuns rammed full of people oblivious to anything going on around them Clearly people with bad lane discipline should only be allowed to travel on motorways between 12am and 5am. This includes Nissan/Datsun/Audi/BMW man, truckers and women. |
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« Reply #3344 on: Saturday, June 11, 2011, 10:39:22 » |
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My train home this evening leaving Waterloo at 7.20pm and finally rolling in to Farnborough at 12.35am. 5¼ forking hours...and all because (apparently) a few bum-faced delinquents decided to pinch some copper cable from the trackside. Not happy. Bit of compo coming your way Ardiles? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-13737539 |
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