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« Reply #1875 on: Thursday, November 11, 2010, 09:21:41 » |
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Sussed  I do that anyway when I wash his hair. I think I am well on the way -he's got a STFC teddy called Charile Austin Bear and he thinks daddy's team play at Swindon and Wembley - poor innocent naive little boy. He's 17 now. I lie - he is almost 4. |
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« Reply #1876 on: Thursday, November 11, 2010, 09:44:07 » |
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My 2 year old has a scrawny looking teddy from the club shop called Swindon Ted. It has a red & white hat and scarf, but the hat fell off several months ago so now Swindon Ted is 'broken'. He doesn't really understand football yet...all sport on TV is 'tennis' (his Mum was watching wall to wall Wimbledon in the summer, and it stuck), but I did teach him to sing 'Come on You Reds' a few weeks ago - which he now belts out quite impressively.
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« Reply #1877 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 11:55:00 » |
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Definitely in the mildly annoyed category.....finding out that due to an 'administrative error' I've been overpaid by >£5000 and the organisation would like it back in 12 months, non-negotiable. Thanks a bunch you incompetent fucking cunts.....  |
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« Reply #1878 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:16:08 » |
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Triple Geography. Grim.
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« Reply #1879 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:47:29 » |
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Finding mould on your SECOND sandwich
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« Reply #1880 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:58:16 » |
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Offering a homeless dog that is due to be killed a home on Monday and hearing fuck all from anyone since  |
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« Reply #1881 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 20:56:59 » |
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Triple Geography. Grim.
Try triple French. |
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« Reply #1882 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 21:40:26 » |
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My 6 year old mumbling the words that every dad dreads.
"Dad....I want to play in goal".
Hopefully its just a phase he's going through.
My oldest has just turned 7 and he's suddenly got a thing about wanting to play in goal as well. He asked for the Swindon Goalkeeper kit for his birthday, which he got and has practically lived in since! His favourite player is Charlie Austin, so I keep pointing out to him that if he's a goalkeeper he won't score goals like Charlie. His retort was 'Yes, but I get to kick it really hard and long right down the pitch like David Lucas'. On the positive side, my brother reckons that if you decide you want to become a goalkeeper at an early age, there's not a great deal of competition so with the right coaching you're more likely to make it as a professional? |
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« Reply #1883 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 21:43:22 » |
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Well Fatbury coached [read 'groomed] Rhys Evans and he turned pro, so yeah your brother must be right.
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« Reply #1884 on: Friday, November 12, 2010, 21:50:54 » |
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...or your brother is fatbury.
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« Reply #1885 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 09:41:53 » |
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Try triple French. Ooooh. You Win. |
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« Reply #1886 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 09:58:56 » |
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When travelling at 85 in the outside lane and you spot a pair of headlights pointing at you. And then not.
Thankfully it was 'just' a car spinning into the central reservation!
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« Reply #1887 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 10:08:13 » |
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I hope you stopped at the scene of the accident. Witness Batch.
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« Reply #1888 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 10:09:44 » |
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I hope you stopped at the scene of the accident. Witness Batch.
He probably had to to scrape his undercrackers clean |
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« Reply #1889 on: Saturday, November 13, 2010, 12:10:24 » |
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No didn't stop, was slowing down to but someone already had. Didn't actually witness what happened anyway just the spinning aftermath.
Thankfully it was a bit less dramatic than it sounded, I was far enough away to slow down and change lanes. But I did cack it for a split second, though it was a nob driving the wrong way up the motorway.
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