Trivial things you don't understand/mildly annoy you

[Simon Pieman]

Tesco selling packs of bacon with 7 rashers. What the fuck? Who has an odd number of bacon rashers in their sandwich? Bellends.

I have 3 or 4 rashers in a sandwich, I'd suggest this as a satisfactory solution.

[Batch]

I have 3 or 4 rashers in a sandwich, I'd suggest this as a satisfactory solution.

I'd have thought beans were more your thing.

[Reg Smeeton]

I have 3 or 4 rashers in a sandwich, I'd suggest this as a satisfactory solution.

Do you ever cut one rasher into two parts, in order to fill up the gaps in a sandwich?

[Simon Pieman]

I'd have thought beans were more your thing.

Or Ben Affleck's

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/oct/02/ben-affleck-thriller-the-accountant-gone-girl

Do you ever cut one rasher into two parts, in order to fill up the gaps in a sandwich?

I tend to overlap the bacon rashers as much as possible to avoid such hassles. If you alternate loin-belly-loin at either end of the bread there really aren't many gaps, especially if you go for the four rasher option.

[Tails]

Or Ben Affleck's

http://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/oct/02/ben-affleck-thriller-the-accountant-gone-girl

I tend to overlap the bacon rashers as much as possible to avoid such hassles. If you alternate loin-belly-loin at either end of the bread there really aren't many gaps, especially if you go for the four rasher option.

I find that with overlapping bacon, when you take a bite you sometimes dont cut all the way through... that just means some bacon is unnecessarily pulled out of the sandwich and dangles out your mouth. How do you manage to avoid this situation?

[pauld]

I find that with overlapping bacon, when you take a bite you sometimes dont cut all the way through... that just means some bacon is unnecessarily pulled out of the sandwich and dangles out your mouth. How do you manage to avoid this situation?

Sharpen your teeth, maybe?

[Flashheart]

The thought of two sandwiches with unequal measures of filling makes my teeth itch.

[Simon Pieman]

The thought of two sandwiches with unequal measures of filling makes my teeth itch.

If you buy two packs of bacon you can have an equal number of rashers in each pair of sandwiches. The trouble will come when Tesco start selling packs of 10 rashers. Though the thought of a 5 rasher sandwich makes my mouth water.

[DV]

Tesco selling packs of bacon with 7 rashers. What the fuck? Who has an odd number of bacon rashers in their sandwich? Bellends.

Buy two packs, sorted.

[OrangeTransits]

I find that with overlapping bacon, when you take a bite you sometimes dont cut all the way through... that just means some bacon is unnecessarily pulled out of the sandwich and dangles out your mouth. How do you manage to avoid this situation?

Here's an expert in action...........

[kerry red]

Fuckers who dump rubbish in my wheelie bin while it is still on the pavement

[Matchworn Shirts]

Standard of reporting has slipped into the toilet

http://www.thisisswindontownfc.co.uk/news/headlines/11527498.Cooper_misses_out_on_managerial_award/?ref=rss

"Rochdale’s Keith Hill and Oldham Athletic boss Lee Johnson were also dominated for the award. "

[No Longer Posh Red]

Not watching the scum game on Sky at Cambridge

[Flashheart]

When one is washing up, one places the washed crockery into a washing up rack or whatever you prefer to call it.... You all know what I mean.

Now, normal people in this world would place the plates and what not in order of size. You would have the larger plates stacked on the left and the smaller plates stacked toward the right in uniform descending order, for example. Of course this is the ONLY way to do such things and something that all NORMAL people do.

Mrs. Flashheart however, has this cavalier notion that the crockery can, and will, be placed in any order without any regard to the need for order whatsoever.

A serious chat is needed.

[4D]

Methinks Mrs Flashheart has a cunning plan. It'll annoy you so much that you do all the washing up.