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« Reply #15525 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 15:11:28 »

Hopefully you learnt not to bother to wash the car
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« Reply #15526 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 15:14:57 »

Set him on fire.

But first beat him to death aka Vandetta style.
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« Reply #15527 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 15:16:40 »

Hopefully you learnt not to bother to wash the car
I wash it occasionally but just put it through the car wash as no water pressure here. I haven't bothered lately because of the state of the roads near where I work.

This is the first time I've cleaned the inside of the car since I bought it in October though...
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« Reply #15528 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 19:12:28 »

Give the cunt a slap get your cash go for a beer with him and have a laugh about it
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« Reply #15529 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 19:16:01 »

I wash it occasionally but just put it through the car wash as no water pressure here. I haven't bothered lately because of the state of the roads near where I work.

This is the first time I've cleaned the inside of the car since I bought it in October though...
The novelty will soon wear off.
The closest my car comes to a valet is when i empty the ash tray.
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« Reply #15530 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 19:18:18 »

First time in months that it's been dry and I've had time to clean the car inside and out. Get the vacuum out and heavens open.
I'd have thought the more important thing that might have mildly annoyed you would be the early onset of middle age Smiley
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« Reply #15531 on: Saturday, March 1, 2014, 19:30:08 »

I'd have thought the more important thing that might have mildly annoyed you would be the early onset of middle age Smiley
Early onset? It happened about 6 or 7 years ago. Marriage has merely accelerated it.
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« Reply #15532 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 09:02:23 »

Melodramatic as usual from the old guard. It's not like he's fucked off to Mexico with my life savings. It's a few hundred notes that I would just like back in time to gas it at Cheltenham

Break his legs and start charging him interest on the principle.

It works in the Sopranos. Just make sure you remind him its just business, that should help.
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« Reply #15533 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 14:06:14 »

The hospitality seats at Wembley being 1/2 empty at Kick Off in a Cup Final.

Made worse by the fact that they are right behind the normal camera view.
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« Reply #15534 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 14:55:26 »

First time in months that it's been dry and I've had time to clean the car inside and out. Get the vacuum out and heavens open.

proof that god hates you.
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« Reply #15535 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 16:54:55 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26383249

or it could be that he was a miserable cunt
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« Reply #15536 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 18:04:16 »

The hospitality seats at Wembley being 1/2 empty at Kick Off in a Cup Final.

Made worse by the fact that they are right behind the normal camera view.

I used to agree, then I watched a Chelsea game in hospitality and completely understand the challenge they face.  I was shit faced before the game and was in bed by 7pm!
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« Reply #15537 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 19:35:13 »

The door handle on my car being fucked I think. Won't open from the outside and has child locks on. Think it is the door mechanism which costs £16, but it's labour intensive as all the door and panels need to come off.
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« Reply #15538 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 19:47:16 »

The door handle on my car being fucked I think. Won't open from the outside and has child locks on. Think it is the door mechanism which costs £16, but it's labour intensive as all the door and panels need to come off.

The Mrs did that trying to open a frozen up door one frosty morning last year. Left it to the local friendly mechanic in the end Smiley
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« Reply #15539 on: Sunday, March 2, 2014, 22:14:04 »

What the wife?

My mrs is 'due' this month so need to get it sorted sharpish. Going to cost me a few bob I think.
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