Swindon twinned with................Disney World!

[@MacPhlea]

Pre-empt them and sing the tigger song for Austin...

[BANGKOK RED]

The wonderful thing about Austin's, is Austin's are wonderful things.

[Samdy Gray]

Pre-empt them and sing the tigger song for Austin...

Tee-eye-double-guh-AUSTIN?

[Mark Hanrahan]

Being a London-based Town fan, I could have done without this story. I've been utterly destroyed since it broke. 'Comedy' post-it notes are begining to wear thin.

[jonny72]

Pre-empt them and sing the tigger song for Austin...

The full "amended" lyrics, I think it works quite well leaving the rubbers, springs and bouncy shit as is;

The wonderful thing about Austin
Is Austins are wonderful things.
Their tops are made of rubbers
The bottoms are made of springs.
They're
Bouncy,
Flouncy,
Trouncy,
Pouncy,
Fun, fun, fun, fun, FUN!!!

The wonderful thing about Austin
Is he's the only one

He's the only one !

And if anyone doesn't know the tune;