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« Reply #45 on: Wednesday, December 2, 2009, 22:33:00 »

I fucking hate dogs, they should all be muzzled and on leads or better still shot. I seriously mean this.
Seconded. The only purpose they should serve other than guide dogs is food. Koreans have the right idea. I fucking hate dogs - and cats for that matter. Feed them curry and marinate them from the inside.
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« Reply #46 on: Wednesday, December 2, 2009, 23:26:40 »

Exactly. What lies behind the mentality of someone wanting to ''own'' a member of another invertebrate species. Is it insecurity, lack of attention or quite simply a false attempt at trying to secure unity within a family ? Spend your money on a dog licence, tins of Pedigree Chum, vets fees and anti-worming medication. Plus kennel fees, dogs toys & bones from the butcher's. Ok, fair enough. But if I ever catch you going into Aldi, Lidl etc to buy your kids food, I will personally cut your fucking head off.
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« Reply #47 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 00:08:28 »

I like dogs.

Hatred for them reminds me of Nazi Germany.
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« Reply #48 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 00:11:15 »

Exactly. What lies behind the mentality of someone wanting to ''own'' a member of another invertebrate species. Is it insecurity, lack of attention or quite simply a false attempt at trying to secure unity within a family ? Spend your money on a dog licence, tins of Pedigree Chum, vets fees and anti-worming medication. Plus kennel fees, dogs toys & bones from the butcher's. Ok, fair enough. But if I ever catch you going into Aldi, Lidl etc to buy your kids food, I will personally cut your fucking head off.


Could feed the kids pedigree chum and see how they like it.
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« Reply #49 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 01:00:36 »

Exactly. What lies behind the mentality of someone wanting to ''own'' a member of another invertebrate species. Is it insecurity, lack of attention or quite simply a false attempt at trying to secure unity within a family ? Spend your money on a dog licence, tins of Pedigree Chum, vets fees and anti-worming medication. Plus kennel fees, dogs toys & bones from the butcher's. Ok, fair enough. But if I ever catch you going into Aldi, Lidl etc to buy your kids food, I will personally cut your fucking head off.
Are you actually personally monitoring dog owners' shopping habits in order to stalk and if necessary kill them if they don't come up to scratch?
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« Reply #50 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 07:40:30 »

Could feed the kids pedigree chum and see how they like it.

As long as you buy it from a reputable establishment of course.
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« Reply #51 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 07:45:35 »

I hear Tesco is the largest supermarket, which indicates a degree of pedigree.
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« Reply #52 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 07:54:42 »

Are you actually personally monitoring dog owners' shopping habits in order to stalk and if necessary kill them if they don't come up to scratch?

 Of course Paul. As a part-time social worker it is my duty to maintain and monitor the interests of children in a society where some humans wish to direct their allegiances elsewhere. Or do you disagree ?
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« Reply #53 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 08:21:19 »

Of course Paul. As a part-time social worker it is my duty to maintain and monitor the interests of children in a society where some humans wish to direct their allegiances elsewhere. Or do you disagree ?

Dogs are much more agreeable than a lot of people.

I would rather spend time with an animal of another species than some of the cunts I know.

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« Reply #54 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 09:08:17 »

I like dogs.

Hatred for them reminds me of Nazi Germany.

I agree with you. I'm shocked (maybe that's too dramatic a word) at that clear hatred some hold for what is invariably an extremely docile and loving creature.

Dogs are much more agreeable than a lot of people.

I would rather spend time with an animal of another species than some of the cunts I know.

As the saying goes, "The more i know people, the more i like my dog."

Dogs are ace, they cheer you up when you're down, they're always happy to see you and they've loyalty beyond anything a human could manage.
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« Reply #55 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 09:35:16 »

Spend your money on a dog licence,


How fucking out of date are you !!!!
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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 09:38:36 »

Well I fucking love my dog you cunts  Sad

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« Reply #57 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 09:43:23 »

I love mine too

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« Reply #58 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 10:35:25 »

Me to,this is my Devil dog child eater.Look at his magnificent bollocks!

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« Reply #59 on: Thursday, December 3, 2009, 10:48:26 »

mine's a brindle with a white tummy too.he has no bollocks though.
dogs are ace.i wouldn't feed mine pedigree as it's full of shit though
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