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« Reply #30 on: Monday, November 23, 2009, 16:25:05 »

that makes me feel nauseous

Agree - that is fucking wrong
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« Reply #31 on: Monday, November 23, 2009, 20:20:58 »

The game has gone fucking gay. Drums for the fans. the clubs putting the fans as the 12th man - what utter puerile shite. I think I'll carry on watching the games in silence to ensure the club don't put the fans as the 12th man. I'd rather have a morgue atmosphere than the club put the fans down as the 12th man. Gay, gay, gay and fucking gay again. 
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 00:01:12 »

"If anything, he struck it TOO well!"
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 08:19:03 »

"They are going to come here to play..."

Of course they are. They get paid to!!!
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 08:49:42 »

'we just weren't at the races today...'

WTF!?!
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 08:53:15 »

Here's one that's seem to have gone out of fashion:

"We showed some good bouncebackability"
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 09:45:15 »

"They parked the team bus in front of the goal".
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 10:31:35 »

"Schoolboy error"/"schoolboy defending"

Wenger's "I didn't see it"

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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 11:11:28 »

Wenger's "I didn't see it"

 Soapy Tit Wank Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #39 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 15:59:23 »

"They like to play football" - you'd hope so!
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 17:02:27 »

"It's a great advert for league two football"
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 17:43:53 »

"He's worked his socks off"
"Over the moon"
"The proverbial game of two halves" ()
"...are too good to go down" (Forestitus)
"There are no easy games in the "( world cup, FA Cup, Wilts Shield...)
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, November 24, 2009, 17:50:33 »

Oxford are shit.
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 09:34:19 »

"There are no easy games in the "( world cup, FA Cup, Wilts Shield...)

The only funny thing Alan Shearer ever said in post-match interview: "In the Premiership, there are no easy games....except Ipswich at home".
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« Reply #44 on: Monday, December 7, 2009, 10:47:47 »

"I don't want to be known as the new [insert recently sold player's name]. I want to be known as the first [insert own player's name]."


http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/sport/swindontown/news/4779877.SWINDON_TOWN__I_m_no_Coxy_/

Does Charlie read the TEF!
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