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« on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 19:57:34 » |
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I'll start off with a couple of the most obvious.
post match interview - "...at the end of the day"
fan at the ref/linesman "should've gone to specsavers!"
manager on a bad run after a game - "sometimes you need a bit of luck and we didn't get that today" (Malpas said this - don't treat it like it's a game of chance, change the things you can change and take responsibility you knob!!")
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 20:46:40 » |
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"He gave 110%". It's not fucking possible to give more than 100% you moronic idiots.
"He's got a good touch for a big lad".
Anything David Pleat's ever said.
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« Reply #2 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:09:31 » |
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"A cultured left foot"
"A real 6-pointer"
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« Reply #3 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:13:21 » |
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« Reply #4 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:32:38 » |
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« Reply #5 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:33:40 » |
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"It's a game of 2 halves."
"We/they didn't even turn up today."
"He knows where the goal is."
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« Reply #6 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:42:29 » |
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"If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the raffle" I heard an interesting variation last weekend at maidenhead - "If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the tombola" I'm going to look to use this phrase more often, to envigorate the tired cliche  |
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« Reply #7 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:48:24 » |
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They set out their stall
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« Reply #8 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 21:50:51 » |
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"If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the raffle" I heard an interesting variation last weekend at maidenhead - "If you don't buy a ticket you don't win the tombola" I'm going to look to use this phrase more often, to envigorate the tired cliche "If you don't shoot, you don't score." Is another variation on the theme. |
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« Reply #9 on: Friday, November 20, 2009, 23:59:02 » |
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We'll put this defeat behind us and move on.
The next goal is crucial.
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« Reply #10 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 00:22:28 » |
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The crowd were the 12th man
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« Reply #11 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 00:28:29 » |
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The crowd were the 12th man
Don't portsmouth have their number 12 shirt in their squad as "the fans" or something equally gay. Things were more normal when their fans wore butchers aprons complete with blood and doc martens and kicked the shit out of anything in front of them. A bunch of fucking Premiership gayers now. |
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« Reply #12 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 00:54:17 » |
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« Reply #13 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 13:34:53 » |
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A recent study has shown that the number 13 really is unlucky for thousands living in the Berkshire area |
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« Reply #14 on: Saturday, November 21, 2009, 15:57:12 » |
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premiership manager - "I'm not blaming the ref but surely video replays should be brought inn for incidents such as..."
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