Just as long as people dont wear football shirts to my funeral it will all be good
dress smartly please
You are the white version of Hilary from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air!
Anyway, I agree with the post that said stop worrying about death and enjoy life!
Some song lyrics to consider:
- "enjoy this life there is no guarantee could end by tomorrow."
- "Time is running out and we all need to do something crazy before we die"
- "do something out of character, do something you've never done before"
Or from cubs scouts:
Did you ever see a hearse goes by
And wonder what it's like to die?
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
They wrap you up in a bloody sheet
And throw you in six feet deep
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
You're okay for about a week
Unless your coffin springs a leak
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play BINGO! on your snout
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
Your liver turns a lusty green
Your guts squirt out like shaving cream
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
You wrap it up in a piece of bread
And that's what you eat when you are dead
[oooooh, aaaah happy we shall be?]
The moral of this story is....
Don't be buried, get cremated!
